Look; I haven't been able to dig up any new and amusing GIFs this week because I've been doing stuff. However, I have decided that I'm gonna pull some more of my favorites that I've already used. Like this one:
Dobby attends a Grateful Dead concert and tries the brown acid. |
This one's for Larry, because he is madly in love with this woman. |
Let me clarify. Mike Pence, who is stunningly homophobic, attended a Broadway play whose star is an HIV-positive gay man. The crowd did not respond well to Pence's appearance, and they roundly booed him. And when the show ended, the cast read a statement intended for Pence, although rumor is that he ditched as soon as the curtain dropped.
Angry Orange took to Twitter, where he whined about how rude it was for the audience to boo Pence, and how mean it was for the cast to make their simple, unargumentative statement. And then he went on to bitch about Saturday Night Live because they continue to be mean to him. What a puss.
And now he wants to go fishing... |
Looks like the Trump transition team is making some real progress. pic.twitter.com/zck7MTMOpj
— Eric (@ericschroeck) November 16, 2016
Stay tuned next week when he eats a live baby on television.
The week after, he will eat Peter Dinklage on Game of Thrones. |
it's rude if you've had a good 2016
— Jar Jar Bindz (@BindzBrain) November 13, 2016
Well said.
Drink it in... |
You know what they say: girls with straight hair want curly hair and girls with curly hair want cunnilingus.
— Ace1117 (@ace1117) November 13, 2016
1950's music is great because you can make out to it or murder someone in your basement while listening.
— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) November 13, 2016
I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell...
— ✴Giustino✴ (@aintlifegrand99) November 13, 2016
Leave work early today. Put on a Bob Ross wig and snort coke in a Cracker Barrel bathroom. It's time to take your life back.
— Kira Kay (@kissmefreedom) October 17, 2016
What's that feeling called when your blinky see-balls keep closing and your wordy talk-hole can't brain the right things
— Indie Claws (@Skullcat) January 31, 2013
My phone just autocorrected ”never” to ”beef feet.” Yes, ”beef feet” is what I meant. ”Beef feet” say die.
— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) April 20, 2012
I am like a fountain of knowledge; that is, I recirculate the same little bit and throw it up in the air for cosmetic effect.
— Michael (@MichaelTrying) November 14, 2016
Just saw a sign for waffles & wifi and my GPS spontaneously said, "You have reached your destination."
— EricaTriesToTurkey (@SteussieErica) July 18, 2016
Two things you will find stashed all over my house: knives and socks. I’m an assassin with poor foot circulation.
— Sabrina NaNo Witch (@introvertedwife) November 16, 2016
"What the fuck is this?" I ask abruptly, throwing a bag of weed at my oregano dealer.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) November 8, 2016
And there you have it! Now get out there and have an awesome week, will you? Don't let any more awesome people die, try to be nice to each other, and, if you're here in the U.S., have a Happy Thanksgiving. If you're anywhere else in the world...Fuckin' Thrusdays, amIright?
But to get you pointed in the right direction, here's another 8-Bit Cinema clip os Stranger Things.
All the best,
Derek and Bosco
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