Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Another week has come and gone, and we find ourselves crawling out from beneath a Monday that wants to smother us with the start of a new workweek.

And don't forget to file your TPS reports, mmmkay?

So what do we do? Well, myself, I plan to just keep my head down and forge ahead until the weekend, because th' hell else you gonna do?

Until then, however, I will keep myself entertained by the incredibly hilarious folks on Twitter, because they're funny and weirder (in a good way) than the people I work with. And nothing makes me happier than to share their awesome humor with you, gentle reader, so that maybe your own day gets a little less grindstone-y.

But before we do that, let me take a minute to wish a Happy Star Wars Day to all of you!

They're so cute when they're young!

Just be sure not to overdo it, because tomorrow is Cinco De Mayo!

Memories...Sobriety...A Jedi craves not these things...

Anyway, here are this week's tweets, in no particular order...

There are 8 people in this movie theatre and you choose to sit directly in front of me NO, I WONT GET MY FEET OFF YOUR HEAD Want a jujube?

— ✴ Just Jane ✴ (@jdforshort) April 23, 2015

If you stick a sleeping friend's hand in a bowl of waffle batter his mattress soon after produces a litter of charming throw pillows.

— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) April 26, 2015

My husband is so particular about his business dinners. Be ready at 4. Dress nice. Don't mention your vagina. Blah, blah, blah.

— Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) February 6, 2014

HR- do you know why we called you down here today? Me- your broomstick is broke and you need a ride? HR... Me- a house landed on your sister

— laralara (@killazilla) July 18, 2014

Hi, I'm Lando Calrissian. What's that? My casual pose shows off my #AppleWatch? I guess it does. I guess it does. pic.twitter.com/T3bfsXtdnC

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) May 2, 2015

Getting mauled by a gummy bear would be adorable.

— Lisabug BBQJones (@Lisabug74) April 24, 2015

The only thing that scares me about Alzheimer's is forgetting about Dre.

— Will Hinsa (@WillHinsa) April 19, 2015

Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun.

— K. Wid (@WorldofWid) February 13, 2015

my favorite thing about wearing shorts is making others feel a lot better about how they look in shorts

— James (@JPwhatever) April 29, 2015

Saw this on Reddit as a defense of the oxford comma. It is now my favorite piece of writing. pic.twitter.com/eubsyiteUh

— Marlena Bittner (@lenabitts) May 1, 2015

And there you have it! Next, before we go to the video, I just wanted to give everyone a heads up that there will not be a new episode of Here Be Spoilers this week because of scheduling issues. Next week, however, we'll be pre-empting the next planned episode (Demolition Man), so we can bring you our take on the new Avengers: Age of Ultron movie. So be ready!

But first, in celebration of Star Wars Day, let's take a look at the original classic parody, Hardware Wars...

Have an awesome week!

All the best,

Derek and Bosco