Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

You guys! You guys! You know what I found out last week?

I found out that everyone's favorite everyman character actor that's been around forever, Dick Miller, is on Twitter!

So I am going to honor this bit of new information I learned by featuring pictures of Mr. Miller for my graphics this week. F'rinstance...

Many fans will remember him as the flower-eating guy from
Roger Corman's Little Shop of Horrors.

Anyway, I also learned some other fun stuff this past week.

First, I learned that my birthday (May 10) was going to fall on a day that is special in a lot of people's hearts...

Guys...My birthday falls on Taco Tuesday... pic.twitter.com/BN1IJk8MRI

— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) May 9, 2016

Then I learned that Donald Trump does impersonations!

Okay, I'm still confused... pic.twitter.com/rzUINHfwtn

— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) May 15, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: John Miller spotted cavorting with Manti Te'o's ex-girlfriend in Atlantis. @absrdNEWS @SethMacFarlane

— Will Presti (@WillPresti) May 14, 2016

Also, he's not especially respectful to women.

Dramatic re-enactment of @realDonaldTrump interacting with women over the past 40 years. pic.twitter.com/GWznyBFwR6

— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) May 14, 2016

But wait! There's more!

My, how...wait for it...shocking!
I'll see myself out...

After reading about Trump and his asinine antics, I learned how to keep myself happy, no matter what that mouth-breathing troll says.

Whenever you feel down, just imagine Jeremy Piven trying to reach a box of Lucky Charms that's on the top shelf of the cupboard.

— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) May 9, 2016

And then I offered my opinions about casting choices...

Not too sure about the casting choices for the new Power Rangers. https://t.co/PhbbUe2fXf

— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) May 10, 2016

Truth is, I'm not a Power Rangers fan to begin with, so odds are that I won't watch it anyway.

"And that's exactly why nobody likes you, Derek."

I also look at a bunch of tweets. There were good tweets, bad tweets, and tweets that made me feel like I should scrub my eyeballs. Guess which batch I chose to show you today!

Oh, calm down, Mr. Futterman...It's not those ones.

In no particular order...

I love my knickas, but where's my britches?*

*when DMX can't decide what to wear

— Tony™ (@tsm560) May 8, 2016

Named my band Scheduled for Demolition so whenever it appears on a marquee, confused people write angry letters to the city council.

— Steve vs. Ninjas (@schmittsteve) November 20, 2015

Whenever I see someone wearing a costume and holding a "GRAND OPENING!" sign outside of a furniture store, I wonder if that's Val Kilmer.

— Some call me RZA (@jrza84) May 9, 2016

I've just seen a police car chasing an ice cream van at speed. Both had their sirens going. This is the best thing I've ever seen.

— Oliver James (@Oliver__James) May 5, 2013

When Tim Burton and Helena Bonham-Carter broke up, who got to keep Christina Ricci..?

— Cam (@GinAndJif) May 11, 2016

Evidently my dog's flea pill tastes so bad it takes 3 hot dogs & gravy to get it down…& this is a dog who thinks his own asshole's delicious

— James (@JaySaysStuff) May 11, 2016

"What did you do today, kiddo?"
"We had to draw GOD"
"The Christian God?"
"Yep!"
"How did that go?"
"Well, I started with lobster claws..."

— Josie George (@porridgebrain) May 11, 2016

I can appreciate this middle school band wanting to honor Prince, but not sure "Darling Nikki" is the best choice.

— Tim Bartlett (@wbllostsoul) May 12, 2016

the hotel doorman taps the brim of his hat as I exit, and opens the taxi door 'they're coming & we're going to be their pets' he says

— village fetish (@botandy) April 3, 2016

You can't be too careful. I went to have a drink with someone I met on the internet and it turns out I'm a real asshole

— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) May 13, 2016

And there you have it! So get out there, have an awesome week, and make sure you add Dick Miller to your Twitter feed!

C'mon! The guy was in so many great movies!

Here, let me show you a cool example of his work:



All the best,
Derek and Bosco