Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey, guys...This week's animations are, again, some awesome Gary Busey ones because shut up is why. Gary Busey ROCKS!

IMMA EAT YOUR HAIR!

Aaaaaaanyway...

Once again, it's been a week of craziness from one of the two potential presidential candidates. (And yes, I know there are two other people running as independents or Green Party or whatever, but let's be honest; there is no way in hell they are going to win.) Anybody wanna wager a guess who it was?

No, no...A different clown.

Here's a hint:

Okay, not so much a "hint" as a "giant, flashing neon sign".

Yes, that's right. He said that, if Hillary gets elected, she'll be choosing the justices of the Supreme Court, and "there's nothing you can do," going on to add that "maybe the Second Amendment people can."

Wait a minute...Did he suggest an assassination?!

The saddest thing is the collective reaction was, “Huh, I thought he’d wait until October to suggest murdering Clinton."

— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) August 9, 2016

Ooh...Whoops. But it's okay, guys, because he said he was just being sarcastic. Oh, and he was doing the same thing when he said President Obama and Hillary Clinton "created" ISIS and were the terrorist group's "Most Valuable Players".

"That guy who keeps bombing ISIS is the founder of ISIS," says orange-faced recruitment ad for ISIS.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 11, 2016

Of course, he left it up to his campaign manager and spokespeople and anyone else who seems to think that they know what he actually means.

It's amazing how someone like Trump, who has the "best words", needs so many people to tell you what he actually said & what he really meant

— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) August 9, 2016

Explaining what Trump meant is quickly becoming a cottage industry that could, if he wins the election, produce almost as many jobs as Obama has since he was elected.

Trump backers have a new motto. pic.twitter.com/YM5YAsH7VK

— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 10, 2016

Could be good money in it.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENIN', BUT I LIKE IT!!!

Oh, another fun thing that happened is, the president's daughter, Malia, was photographed at some music festival or other smoking what appeared to be a joint. You could almost hear the collective sigh of indifference from the denizens of the interwebs, who could really not have cared less.

To be fair to Malia Obama, the last two Dem presidents that smoked weed fixed our economy, reduced our unemployment and lowered the deficit.

— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) August 10, 2016

I'll only be dissappointed in Malia Obama smoking weed if it comes out she bought it from a white guy with dreadlocks

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 10, 2016

It was good for a few jokes, though!

I'M THUMB-WALKIN'! GET OUTTA MY WAY, ASSHOLES!

And, of course, there were tweets. So many tweets. And, because I like you guys, I sorted through them and found ten that made me laugh. Hopefully, they'll make you laugh, too. Let's find out!

In no particular order...

My autocorrect changed panic to pancakes and now I wish pancake attacks were a thing.

— Dr.Ptəiradactyl✵⚛✷ (@geo_teira) August 8, 2016

Accidentally ate a quinoa muffin and now I'm a 30 yr old Crossfit instructor named Maddy

— J (@Dis0beyJay) July 9, 2016

If you think that there are more than 1 servings per container then you are not in my school of culinary thought

— Chris Hasara (@coketruck76) July 10, 2016

sorry but the only "summer games" i'm interested in is the cruel wager my wife and i have made to see who can first seduce our au pair

— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 8, 2016

In case you ladies were wondering what my "Macho Man" Randy Savage t-shirt is made out of, I'll tell you. Boyfriend material.

— Peter Hoare (@PeterHoare) September 6, 2015

I heard The Misfits are getting back together for two shows in case any of you 9th graders want to know where that one t-shirt comes from.

— Böb TheColonel Jänke (@Bob_Janke) August 5, 2016

Rare footage of Nic Cage's screen test for Finding Nemo. pic.twitter.com/OwRPgzf1NA

— Human Echoes Podcast (@HEPodcast) August 10, 2016

In every IKEA there is a magical filing cabinet labeled raccoons, DO NOT OPEN THIS FILING CABINET!

— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) January 21, 2016

My vegan anaconda don't want none unless you've got gluten-free buns, hun.

~Hipster Mix-A-Lot

— Digital Jørdøn (@BadJordon) August 9, 2016

If a girl is attracted to you their voice becomes higher pitched. Which explains why every girl i know sounds like batman

— Mark (@NoticablyBacon) August 13, 2016

And there you have it!

C'MERE, YA LITTLE SUMBITCH!

Now get out there and have an awesome week! And to set you on your way, here's an alternate choice for those of you who don't feel comfortable voting for either Hillary or Trump.

All the best,
Derek and Bosco