Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey, gang! Another great week, if you ignore all usual garbage, which I did.

Instead, I observed some hashtag games...

#ICantThinkOfaReasonTo stop giggling. pic.twitter.com/6ofzotZy1I

— Manda Posthumously (@ShutUpAmanda) April 12, 2016

And may have even taken part in some, in one capacity or another.

#LetMeCheerYouUpBy showing Kirk Cameron how bananas work. pic.twitter.com/yOlXv9EUH8

— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) April 14, 2016

But, hey...It was fun!

It sure was!

And then I was blatantly harassed by a friend...The pain is almost unbearable, really.

@TheRealDCF Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh...

— @redtache (@redtache) April 12, 2016

But I continue to survive.

Despite my ineffectual attack methods.

Even when my world was turned upside-down by horrifying news. Fortunately, the denizens of the interwebs were able to properly give voice to my rage.

AC/DC Confirm Axl Rose Is New Lead Singer, Joining Band on Tour https://t.co/2d4Vg7GDtn via @YahooMusic pic.twitter.com/VXh7SEwnhH

— Mike Seibert (@MADRadioKGRG) April 17, 2016

I mean...what the hell?

Jazz hands!

And then, of course, there were the awesome folks of Twitter, who, as they do every single week, make me laugh no matter how many bands Axl Rose is intent on ruining. Here, a look (in no particular order)...

Oh, nothing, just doing taxes ... pic.twitter.com/v7fqtik0dE

— Rusty (@GayDeceiver) April 10, 2016

Good thing it was always villains who made The Hulk angry and not someone getting his order wrong at Chipotle or something.

— Sentient Atoms (@MichaelGoffLA) April 12, 2016

Melissa Joan Hart plays a precocious public radio anchor in Clarissa Considers All Things.

— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) April 16, 2016

There's a woman at GameStop in glasses, adult braces & pizza-stained Star Wars sweatpants buying a bunch of video games. I've found my wife.

— Steve Dutzy (@SteveDutzy) April 14, 2016

have u ever noticed that backstreet boys are basically smash mouth but in the matrix pic.twitter.com/d33AwyoxbW

— shawn wasabi (@shawnwasabi) April 13, 2016

I'm hiring someone to go over me with a lint roller when I leave my house. Payment in form of food that falls from my bra. No weirdos.

— Angie Davis (❤️Peen) (@Adar79Angie) April 15, 2016

My dog is so gross, he's been smelling my crotch for like 28 minutes

— Traci (@debon7) August 19, 2012

My dog always sits like Britney Spears getting out of a car without underwear on.

— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) August 5, 2015

Any picture taken of me before noon will look like a homeless person's mug shot

— Felicia (@LostFelicia) April 29, 2015

My sinuses today. pic.twitter.com/Qe0CVypG2J

— Bill (@tomservo10) April 13, 2016

Sweet, right? Now get out there and enjoy your week, you guys. And to help it along, here's another awesome Impractical Jokers clip to laugh at:

Looks like they picked the wrong snacks...

Admit it: You're kind of aroused by this.

All the best,

Derek and Bosco

P.S.: We couldn't find someplace to put this GIF in, but we wanted to share it, so here it is.