March 6, 2017

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, everybody!

I decided that this week, as it is Women's History Month, I'm going to make this week's list nothing but funny women I follow on Twitter. But before that, just a few things...

Like brunch!
Angry Orange gave a speech to Congress, and he managed to not complain about how people hate his dumbass Executive Orders or the popular vote or any other stuff for almost 90 minutes!

Pundits went gaga, pretending like this...this was the "pivot" the were waiting for! It was finally happening! He was taking the job seriously!

That lasted all of one whole day, when Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would not be returning to Celebrity Apprentice next season, citing Angry Orange's "baggage" attached to the show.

The cat hair-covered piece of smoked jerky immediately took to Twitter to say Arnold was being fired because of his terrible ratings, and also President Obama "tapped the wires" at Trump Tower.

Well, things are getting ugly now. Even his own people are saying they have no clue what the hell he is talking about. So they have that much in common with him.

It might also be his undoing, because he is calling for an investigation. If it turns out that it was true, and the building was tapped, that meant there had to be a warrant issued, which means that a judge found probable cause, and someone's got some 'splainin' to do!

Fights are being picked, accusations are being made, and we all get to have a front row seat!

Heck, sometimes we get to participate! I, myself, got blocked by Mike Huckabee. Can't imagine what it was I brought up, but it must have rubbed him the wrong way.

Anyway, it has come down to the last Republican guy, George W. Bush, going on TV and offering his opinion on it.

Good god...This is what we've become.

Proto-Phoebe, from Prehistoric Friends.
But then there were tweets! Lots of tweets! Funny tweets! And a metric fuckton (that's, like, 2.16 times a standard fuckton) of them came from some seriously smart, funny women on the Twitter machine! In fact, here's ten of them:

And there you have it! And remember: None of you bozos would be here without at least one awesome woman being around. So show some respect, you buttheads! Also, have an awesome week. To get it going, here's the woman who pretty much invented rock and roll: Sister Rosetta Tharpe...

All the best,
Derek and Bosco