Turns out everyone's worst nightmare wasn't even close to as bad as Angry Orange is currently making it. But there is an ongoing resistance, which involves protests, contacting your representatives, and punching Nazi asshat Richard Spencer in the head.
|All of these seems like a good idea.|
Also, there's this story about Jack Kirby, one of the Marvel giants who helped create Captain America:
Jack Kirby, ladies and gents: pic.twitter.com/qW0FKRJpXp— Christopher Cooper (@ARTofCOOP) January 22, 2017
And so, Richard Spencer getting punched in the head is the only GIF I'm using today.
|You've been warned.|
this is everything that Bob Ross isn't and i love it pic.twitter.com/jzNxqkPozR— tiny bella ☭ (@babycommie666) January 22, 2017
Well this has cheered me up. Someone has invented a car for a goldfish that can be driven around by its position in the tank. pic.twitter.com/TB1l5wkr9W— Stuart Rutherford (@doodlewhale) January 25, 2017
|Here's an example of at least one of Newton's Laws of Motion.|
When walking through the snow I feel like Rocky training to fight the Russian. Then my socks get wet and I pray for death's sweet embrace.— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) January 22, 2017
Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows.— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) January 23, 2017
[Jabba's Palace]— Amy (@MsFoxIfUrNasty) January 24, 2017
Slimy Pig Guy 1: What have we become? Remember when it was just us, Pigs in Space?
SPG2: *sobs* Jabba ATE MISS PIGGY!
Men, take note; 7yo just got dumped by his "girlfriend" & instead of being sad, he's happy he can "fart at reading rug time again." Chin up.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) January 23, 2017
I feel like I could blend in during a zombie apocalypse simply by wiping my eyebrows off...— Whatser🌪Name™ (@IamEveryDayPpl) January 25, 2017
A knitting needle in one hand and a hammer in the other, I read over the instructions in Autolobotomy For Dummies one last time.— Ray (@SirEviscerate) January 25, 2017
The correct serving size for pizza is "until you hate yourself."— Ryan (@Ryanfc706) January 25, 2017
My day at work:— Meh (@bonehugsnirony) May 9, 2014
9AM: Life is beautiful.
9:05AM: I miss my dog.
9:10AM: I hope aliens destroy the earth.
Half pound of beef, three buffalo chicken tenders, a handful of onion rings, and a layer of bleu cheese.— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) January 28, 2017
And a form-letter suicide note. pic.twitter.com/zC1AmnC8Yq
pretty fucking drunk at universal studios who wants me to slap shrek or dry hump a hippogriff let me know— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) January 28, 2017
And there you have it! Now get out there and punch a Nazi! Er, I mean, have a great week! And these need not be mutually exclusive! And to start you off in the right direction, here's a nice, quiet piece of music I think you'll enjoy.
All the best,
Derek and Bosco