Ah, the mid-eighties...A time when a guy like Robert Urich could star in a movie. Heady times, indeed.
For those of you unfamiliar, Urich was the star of ABC's Vegas, where he played a smarmy and smooth detective who solves crimes in the seedy underbelly of that bastion of glamour and bright lights, Cleveland, Ohio.
Sorry, after checking our notes, it turns out he worked in Las Vegas.
Anyway, Urich plays Jason, leader of a group of pirates who make a living stealing ice in a galaxy where the water is almost completely gone, and what little there is, is controlled by the ruthless Templars.
|Stay classy, universe...|
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|Oh, god! It looked at me!|