Instead, I've chosen to put awkward animations of Ewoks doing stuff. For instance:
|Hot Ewok-On-Human action!|
Two things I will talk about, though, are: Trump's refusal to shoot down endorsements from the Ku Klux Klan and one of their "former" members, David Duke; and Trump refusing to release his tax returns because, according to him, he can't because he's being audited.
First off, I think it's safe to say that the KKK is a dangerous, racist hate group. David Duke is a former Grand Wizard and (surprise!) a Republican. And he likes the cut of Trump's jib, so he endorsed him. As did the Klan itself (or a branch of it). When asked whether he disavowed these endorsements, Trump said that he'd have to "do a little research" before he answers.
Dude, let me do the work for you:
David Duke in the KKK and other racist organizations
Also, in case you're not up to speed on what the KKK does, here's this:
Do you really need to read this? THEY. ARE. A. HATE. GROUP.
There. Now man up and either admit you're a racist who is pandering to the basest hatred of other racists, or deny the endorsements. You're welcome. Dick.
|It's that simple.|
Good lord and butter, I hate snow. And groundhogs. That one in Pennsylvania is on the top of my "Animals I Want to Punch" list now. You're days are numbered, Phil...
|Ewok-based artist rendering of the above-described event.|
Let me give you a few examples, in no particular order...
The first rule of Timid Club is really only a suggestion.— Larry Francis (@LarryCFrancis) October 18, 2013
Yelp Review: Babies— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) January 23, 2016
Cute at first, but then screamy like angry pterodactyls. There is literally poop everywhere. Would not recommend.
Sometimes I watch Trump speak and think, is this how it begins? That dark and terrible road to all restaurants becoming Taco Bell? 😳— J. David Clarke (@Clarketacular) February 24, 2016
There's a knock at the door. Im not expecting company. I don't answer it because what if it's David Lee Roth.— lafix (@lafix) February 26, 2016
Me: Hello, Chicago!— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) February 26, 2016
Chicago: Your California body has thin skin. [mean snicker] Here's my gift to you. It's wind. I made it. [evil laugh]
PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS TO VAPE I'M SO INTERESTED IN THE EXCITING FLAVORS OF YOUR MOUTH FOG— Twatasaurus Rex (@toni_goldsetin) February 24, 2016
Now that Scalia is gone, we may never get a definitive ruling on Alien v. Predator.— Thanks4 Sharing Jerk (@Thx4SharingJerk) February 28, 2016
Whenever you're feeling bad about yourself just think, there are people who call into the radio station over and over to win WWE tickets.— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) February 13, 2016
Mc Hammer will now let you touch it in exchange for food and shelter.— Vice_Queen (@Vice_Queen) November 22, 2014
See? I told you! Now get out there and stare the rest of the work in its rheumy, hateful eye.
|Y'all gon' make me nyub my nyub! Up in here, up in here!|
Oh, and watch the interview after. Good stuff!
All the best,
Derek and Bosco