And, as it is Halloween, I am absolutely going to be using some GIFs from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. But you knew that, didn't you?
|Of course you did.|
It appears that the GOP and its followers are losing their mind. And, as Election Day comes closer, they're doing it quicker.
This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Frozen pic.twitter.com/YW5OxHFiZy— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 23, 2016
. @seanhannity had on Jeff Rovin, editor in chief of Weekly World News, to talk about Clinton. His magazine has gotten lots of great scoops pic.twitter.com/WCqpgywRn0— Michelle Fields (@MichelleFields) October 25, 2016
Case of voter fraud in Iowa, but:— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) October 28, 2016
1) It was caught.
2) It was the first in local memory.
3) It was a Trump voter.https://t.co/zHPaeD4uFU
The Dilbert guy's blog will be one of the nuttier artifacts of 2016. https://t.co/0j0uG7y0O0 - pic.twitter.com/vbtEE9Fnw4— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) October 24, 2016
And over on the Democratic side, they just keep fanning the flames because, well, it's fun. Those Republicans just don't have a sense of humor.Donald Trump’s Twitter insults: The complete list, printed in today’s paper https://t.co/zQCa5LnbBj pic.twitter.com/fuwoypcDoF— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 24, 2016
The only part that is hard to figure out is whether they just hate Democrats, or they're embarrassed at the candidate that they chose. But really, can't it be both?I love how Hillary is trying to abort this baby with her mind and is having trouble smiling cuz she's jonesing to start a war! pic.twitter.com/ALn3yzE9Ci— Jen Nasty Kirkwoman (@JenKirkman) October 27, 2016
|The Right and the Left in one simple animation.|
(Both sides think they are Linus, and the other is Lucy.)
That awkward moment when Russian state media reports on a new Wikileaks dump 30 minutes before Wikileaks releases it pic.twitter.com/5tgEp7lOgA— Adam Smith (@AdamSmith_usa) October 24, 2016
The most amazing thing about this election is people are voluntarily reading someone else's work-related emails. I don't even read my own.— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 24, 2016
And Trump is having problems with his own voters...In case you're wondering how this cycle works, I laid it out for you. pic.twitter.com/9vrageiD00— Beetlejew (@jesseberney) October 29, 2016
But at least we're keeping our sense of humor about all this, right?Thank you Donald J. Trump for voter fraud awareness.— Larry Cooper (@coopah) October 29, 2016
Three in Florida, Virginia charged with voter fraud...ALL REPUBLICANS!!!
|How come the FBI never figured out who sent this to Charlie Brown?|
Sewing my kids costumes today, so there's a 61% chance I'll end up looking like Frankenstein.— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) October 23, 2016
Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/lCuoAjCqYa— You Had One Job (@CutPics) October 21, 2016
MY GAELIC ANCESTORS DIDN'T INVENT SAMHAIN IN THE COLD AUTUMNAL DARK SO YOU COULD GIVE CHILDREN FRUIT AND TOOTHBRUSHES, YOU ACTUAL VILLAINS.— Austin Goblinson 🐙 (@osutein) October 25, 2016
My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late.— Nice Eric (@ericsshadow) October 27, 2016
[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head]— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) October 28, 2016
"What are you supposed to be?"
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
|Quick! The Johnston house has full-size Snickers!|
Technology has come so far. When I was a kid we had one Apple IIe in our class. Now teens have to make out with a robot to pass English— Joey Alison Sayers (@joeyalison) October 24, 2016
tidbit: Canada has 1 and 2 dollar coins - so if you 'make it rain' you can be charged with assault...— Bruce McCulloch (@BrucioMcCulloch) October 29, 2016
I love old-timey comics. pic.twitter.com/T1yNnH6ytH— Dale Lazarov (@dalelazarov) October 24, 2016
shouldn't we put an actual numeric temperature to serve this meal at?— Dej Loafer (@SelfLoathingYou) September 17, 2016
no! you've been in a room before, right?
so like that, but food.
Yes, I've tried online dating pic.twitter.com/KPHrqGoIKq— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) October 24, 2016
Terrible way to die. pic.twitter.com/ThRThcncXx— Kevin O'Neill (@KevinBuffalo) October 20, 2016
Groom: Dude, the invitation was for Gandalf the Grey.— Horrific Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 17, 2016
Gandalf: Oh, it's Gandalf the White now.
Gandalf: [looks fabulous]
You know what they say about men with big hands: Masculinity is a prison.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 25, 2016
You kids and your fancy Google searches. This World Book Encyclopedia got me through all six years of high school.— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) October 25, 2016
This has gone too far. I just saw a can of Pumpkin Spice Whoop Ass.— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) October 26, 2016
|But wait! There's one more thing...|
|At least, not nearly as much as Linus' soul-crushing disappointment later.|