Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Another week, another batch of funny from the fine folks at Twitter!

That's right, kids. Once again, I have spent tens of minutes collecting and curating some of the funniest tweets I've read this week and hand-picking ten of my favorites. Were they the best? I'll let you decide. I will say this, though: They readily available to me because I actually have a Twitter account. You should probably go make one for yourself so you can find people who are potentially even funnier. Who knows? Not you, because you don't have a Twitter account! So step it up and make it happen!

One note before I get to the funny: There may not be a Here Be Spoilers this week because of scheduling conflicts, but we're working to see what we can do. If things work out, we may just have to do it later in the week.

Anyway, let's get this party started!

Right hand: "Hey man, what ya need? I got ya. Something written? A drawing? BAM there ya go" Left hand: "LOLZ I can pick yer nose"

— El Jefe (@Sickayduh) July 12, 2014

If Pluto shit on the floor, Mickey would be like "Hey buddy, you ok?" but if Goofy did it he'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?" #DisneyDogRacism

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 14, 2014

How often did Carl Winslow think to himself, "I'm a cop. IN CHICAGO. What is stopping me from straight-up killing Urkel and covering it up?"

— Rob Graham (@Spidey004) July 15, 2014

I believe Bjork and Prince are the same species and they have much to teach us.

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 16, 2014

Sammy Hagar cackles at the wheel, speedometer passing 56, 57. Reflected, a backseat shadow rises. Wendigo. His tshirt says "Diamond Dave."

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) July 17, 2014

"Life is a constant series of cataclysmic events. Humanity will vanish. There's no doubt in my heart." -Werner Herzog ordering Taco Bell

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 17, 2014

Congratulations to Ann Coulter on being selected by Marvel to be the new male She-Hulk.

— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) July 16, 2014

The best thing about being black? Zero pressure to listen to Mumford and Sons.

— America's Henchman (@TheDailySchmuck) November 1, 2013

Disney owns Marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is now a woman, who is the daughter of king Odin. Thor is now a Disney Princess.

— Brian (@DaftBrian) July 18, 2014

Behold: the future of cinema. pic.twitter.com/bXbgfrBavb

— Bobby (@BobbyRobertsPDX) July 18, 2014

And there you have it!

As always, I want to wish you the best possible week, and to start it off, here's a classic short film that pretty much launched a genre of funny Star Wars fan films: Hardware Wars: The Special Edition. Enjoy!

Have a great week!

All the best,

Derek and Bosco