Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Well, kids, it's been quite a week. There were some bad things happening, but for this post, we're going to focus on the positive stuff, if that's okay with you.

First, congratulations to Weird Al Yankovic for having his new album, Mandatory Fun, debut at #1! Fun Facts: This is the first comedy album to reach #1 since 1963. (Anybody want to guess what that album was?) And it's the first comedy album ever to debut at #1. Congrats, Al!

Second, the San Diego Comic Con was this weekend. Lots of people got together, many of them dressed as characters from comics, science fiction movies and TV shows, and, oddly, four guys who all came dressed as Patrick Swayze from To Wong Foo... due to a mix-up. Still, I'm sure they had a good time.

Among the things that came out of ComicCon were trailers for a bunch of upcoming flicks, including Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Avengers: Age of Ultron and Mad Max: Fury Road. I'm sure there were dozens of other really cool be-coloned films that we'll be hearing about soon, so keep an eye out!

And now, on to the reason I come here on Sunday nights. We've got a few new names showing up on the list for the first time, and I'm sure it won't be their last. But before we get started, again let me suggest you get your butts over to Twitter and join in on the lunacy! It's fun! I'll even recommend people follow you and stuff!

Anyway, let's do this thing!

There's a fine line between jazz hands and Jedi mind trick. I like to combine both for a highly persuasive tap dance.

— Domenic Tetro (@NintenDom) July 7, 2014

A little thunder can't hurt anyone. Yeah? REMEMBER ISLA NUBAR? ONE LITTLE STORM AND THEN VELOCIRAPTORS. AND THAT UMBRELLA DINOSAUR TOO.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 20, 2014

One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready, and Four to return to the main menu

— @redtache (@redtache) July 21, 2014

*calls up pizza place* WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING

— Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) February 6, 2014

A capybara, a guinea pig on his back, and an identically dressed toy guinea pig at his feet.The internet is strange pic.twitter.com/NFpPQUbSnE

— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) July 21, 2014

"ENGLISH, MOTHERCOUPLER, DOST THOU SPEAK IT?" - From William Shakespeare's Pulp Fiction

— R.M. Weiner (@rmfnord) July 22, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Marvel announces The Hulk is now a fat Asian guy with a gluten allergy, Black Widow an actual spider.

— Jay Skarlow (@RockabillyJay) July 17, 2014

I'm not sure how to say this, but macabre.

— The Guy (@theguydf) July 22, 2014

Twerking started when a stripper had an attack of epilepsy and the audience clapped.

— 50 Shades of Crazy (@AskBellaWagner) July 23, 2014

Any song on your sex playlist that isn't Yakety Sax is superfluous.

— Abby Normal (@MrsTomServo) July 25, 2014

And there you have it! I hope you all have an excellent week, and, as always, let me help you along with what is, by far, one of my very favorite commercials ever. It is...transcendent...Enjoy!

Oh! And don't foget: This week's Here Be Spoilers! movie is 1980's The Blues Brothers with Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, among many others!

All the best,

Derek and Bosco