Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Another Sunday, another pile of wackiness from the fine folks at Twitter!

HOWEVER...If you recall from our last exciting episode, I mentioned that my oldest daughter, Amanda, got married. At the time, she had asked that I not post any photos because she wanted to post her own on Facebook first. I agreed to that because, hey, it's was her wedding.

But now the pictures have been posted. So I'm going to post one of my favorites. It's a picture of me with Amanda and her shiny new husband John.

That's all I'm going to post, though. No need to blast you with the other 550+ photos. If you want to see them, let me know.

Anyway, let's look at some funny, shall we? In no particular order...

Don't act like you never wanted to try it, I yell to the spectators watching the firemen cutting me out of the stolen, crashed Weinermobile

— Ray (Sir Eeek!) (@SirEviscerate) October 12, 2014

You know what they call a Big Mac in Paris? A poor life decision.

— Glenn (@justabloodygame) October 12, 2014

the sign on my vag pic.twitter.com/CUfEdkTepp

— coolgal518 (@quintywinties) October 13, 2014

BREAKING ON CNN: DID THE MISSING MALAYSIAN PLANE CONTRACT EBOLA???

— Christian Finnegan (@ChristFinnegan) October 14, 2014

OMG it was a rhetorical question lady, I don't actually care if you don't want me eating off your plate

— Beccaface (@beccafacexo) October 14, 2014

OMG I JUST LOOKED AT THE TV AGAIN RIGHT WHEN WOLF BLITZER LICKED THE ICE CREAM CONE WHYYY

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) October 17, 2014

My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.

— Ben (@0point5twins) June 16, 2014

I like to slam a dollar bill down at the grocery store check out counter and shout "NEXT ROUND OF BAGS IS ON ME!"

— Cole Stratton (@colestratton) October 19, 2014

I'm sorry sir, my apologies, you are absolutely correct. That is YOUR Sharona. Mine is over there.

— Mr. Pinkly Taurus (@baliska2) October 1, 2014

[Spits out drink] Are you kidding me? You're goddamn right I'd love to take a short survey after this call

— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) October 11, 2014

And there you have it! Another good list. Seriously, if you want even more funny, then go join Twitter and find the thousands of other funny people that I haven't found yet! They're out there, and they're just waiting to make you snort and shoot a beverage out your nose! GO!

But first, why not start your week off with a few laughs by watching another fine Bad Lip Reading clip from The Walking Dead.

Have an AWESOME week!

All the best,
Derek and Bosco