Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey, everybody! It's Labor Day, when we here in the U.S. (most of us, anyway) celebrate work by taking the day off and busting out the grill! I, myself, have to work, but will be maybe doing something after.

Dramatic representation of my planned activities.

Anyway, it was another good week on Twitter, and the funny flowed freely. And, although I didn't get over there as much as I usually like to, I was able to put together a nice little chunk of tweets to share with you guys.

So let's get to it, shall we? In no particular order...

You can't tweet a picture of yourself, saying "I'm so ugly!" and get angry when I agree.

— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) August 31, 2015

Filled with inconsolable rage but when I try to scream out the anger the only sound that comes out is Beaker from the Muppets

— Clowndro (@clowndro) September 1, 2015

The only realistic James Bond is an 89 year old man riddled with STDs

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) September 1, 2015

Now that Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger are divorcing who will get custody of the 3 goth teens in Canada?!

— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) September 3, 2015

Exactly as the Book of Revelation foretold. pic.twitter.com/vUraQwdO6o

— Justice Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) September 1, 2015

My boyfriend is going to dress up as Donald Trump 4 Halloween and I'm going as Megyn Kelly and were just gonna to sit at the park & make out

— Eve (@lovemydogduck) August 26, 2015

Your dentist masturbates with the same hand that holds your lip out of the way.

— david nuzzy nussbaum (@theNuzzy) September 2, 2015

There are 2 types of people : Those who think I'm cute & those who have watched me eat

— Claudia (@bossy_bootz) February 16, 2014

My dad said he's leaving everything to me in his Will. Which from the looks of it is extension cords, work socks & hundreds of nuts & bolts

— Stefan Urquelle (@OfficeofSteve) September 1, 2015

Hahaha! pic.twitter.com/WHo62j0YLe

— Zenneth Nevers (@ZennethNevers) August 31, 2015

And there you have it! As always, if you dig these tweets, go follow these people on Twitter. They write funny stuff all the time.

So, go set fire to some meat and stuff it in your face. Then treat yourself to a bit of something healthier for dessert.

Maybe some fruit?

Also, have a great week. And to start you on that path, here's a rap battle between Busta Rhymes and Steve Carell.

All the best,
Derek and Bosco