Okay...I think we're making progress. This past week, we lost Eagles member Glenn Frey, but he was the only one that I'm aware of. So that's a step in the right direction. However, I think we've at least hit our six-month limit on celebrities, if not the whole year, so let's go easy on them for a bit, shall we?
Now let's look at some of last week's news...
|Oh, no you di'in't!|
I call a lot of things “my masterpiece” but this might actually be my masterpiece https://t.co/cmqlmXINH9— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) January 20, 2016
And Tina Fey made a visit to Saturday Night Live to class the joint up a bit.Sarah Palin has endorsed Donald Trump, handing his presidential campaign its biggest setback yet. @absrdNEWS— The Lake Beast™ (@LakeBeast) January 19, 2016
Man, I love Tina Fey.
|We all do, sport...We all do.|
A Ninth Planet in Our Solar System? https://t.co/BuLqM1B5DT @kbatygin @plutokiller #planetnine pic.twitter.com/HS3VFbMhfH— AAS Nova (@AASNova) January 20, 2016
|The superhero community was shocked.|
It's just like Sylvester Stallone says, "Yobba guzza duuzze wabbuse gabba duuzze."— C'est la vie (@Robert_Beau) January 17, 2016
On the next RayJay & Caitlyn Adopt 18 Little Mythbusting Ice Rd Trucker Pawnshop Hoarders, Bigfoot finds love. [cut 2 BF humping a toaster]— BleachCobbler (@Puercotron) January 18, 2016
2000s: This is my son John 2010s: This is my son Johne 2020s: This is my son Jår??$n 2030s: This is my son *Guitar solo from Santanas Smooth*— Rob Fee (@robfee) January 9, 2016
Every time you get a new computer you have to relearn how to spell bukakke.— Pantsface (@pantsfaced) January 18, 2016
A budding scientist’s dreams are crushed. pic.twitter.com/JmvYMlvsfJ— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 19, 2016
More 2016 candle scents: 1. Pelican with a limp 2. Marco Rubio's boots 3. Dank memes 4. Horse with a cataract 5. Infinite sadness— Kinda Regular Fred (@RegularFred) January 19, 2016
Sometimes I sit on my wand until it gets numb and then cast spells with it. I call it a Granger.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 19, 2016
My lips say "No!" but my lazy eye says, "What's that behind you?!"— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 21, 2016
To translate tonight's Republican debate, the sign language specialist will just beat up a poor person.— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) January 22, 2016
And there you have it! Now go out there and have an awesome week, will ya? I'll be over here, editing this week's Here Be Spoilers, which features a terrible movie and a special guest! Until I can get that up, enjoy a song that exists, apparently. It's the Village People singing about phone sex! And it's from 1985!A sad day on Sesame Street ???? pic.twitter.com/XW8OrcdwtN— Jamie Parker (@DickLeFenwick) January 20, 2016
All the best,
Derek and Bosco