September 6, 2016

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Wow.

Okay, I was going to skip the whole "Trump insanity" thing this week because, let's face it, it really didn't seem like there was much going on in the "batshit insane statements" department. I guess I just wasn't paying attention, what with the visit to an African-American church in Detroit, the visit to Mexico, the Arizona speech right after, and the whole taco truck thing.

And so, we're back to the grind. And while working hard at trying to make fun of someone who is so obviously mentally unstable, there's no better accompaniment that a delicious burrito.

But not just when you're working hard...
Bow, before we get to Trump, there is an important bit of information that I want to share: It turns out that there are creepy clowns out there, freaking people out. Well, the South Carolina police aren't going to put up with that.

So, if you are, in fact, a creepy clown, I would avoid that place if I were you. And if you are a clown but you think you're not creepy, let me assure you that you are.

What the hell is that little bit that comes out at the end?!
Anyway, Donald Trump has decided (well, his handlers have, at least) that he needs to look more presidential. In an attempt to give off that "presidential vibe", he took trip to Mexico to meet that country's president, Peña Nieto, to discuss many things, including paying for the wall Trump wants to build along the U.S. border to keep people from entering the country illegally.

Or not.

It seems that Donald is talking out his ass when he says that he will stand tough against other countries and not be pushed around. Imagine that...He seemed so honest before this.

That's a pretty big burrito for only having four beans, half an avocado, and a tomato.
That same day, Trump gave a speech in Arizona where he continued to predict a dystopian landscape filled with murder and rape (and possibly tacos) if Hillary is elected, and then doubled down on his insistence that Mexico will pay for the wall.

One has to wonder whether anyone has told him just how ridiculous all of this sounds, because he is clearly not hearing it himself.

Because he is distracted by visions of deliciousness...
Later in the week, Trump took a trip to Detroit so he could pretend to care about black people by attending an African-American church to give an interview, but the press were not allowed inside.

I think I know why.

The same reason this dog-thing can't run for office, maybe?
Then there was the Trump supporter who went on TV and tried to convince everyone that, if Hillary Clinton is elected, there would be "a taco truck on every corner."

Wait a minute...I thought he was supposed to be a Trump supporter. He was trying to make this sound like a bad thing?

Frankly, I don't see a downside...

At least we won't have to wait until some restaurant has drone delivery service.
There has also recently been a lot of attention called to the fact that Trump is basically being handled with kid gloves (probably because of his tiny hands), but Hillary is being dragged over hot coals at every turn for some of the dumbest shit they can find, the latest being that she is clearly not capable of being a president because she...coughs?

What...the...hell?

Don't get me wrong, she's far from my favorite person, but she is infinitely more qualified that the angry orange drain clog.

Frankly, I'm ready to throw my support behind this little guy.
And then there were tweets...

Your tweets, that is, assuming you are on Twitter, and assuming one of your tweets made me laugh hard enough. If none of this applies to you, you should totally join Twitter and throw out a few bits of funny yourself. Here, let me give you a few examples in no particular order.


And there you have it!

Mmmmm...Burritoooooo...
And yes, I know this is all a day late. It was a holiday weekend. What do you want from me? How about an awesome video clip? Fine. Here's the one Bad Lip Reading did for the Democratic National Convention!


Now go have an awesome rest of the week! And watch out for murder burritos.

Thought I was kidding, didn't you?
All the best,
Derek and Bosco