September 19, 2016

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Okay, guys. I'm not doing it. I'm not tweeting about Angry Orange this week. Tired of it. Need a break. Fuck that clown.

So, instead, I'm going to talk about one thing, and then do the list. But I still grabbed a bunch of cool animations to celebrate Adam West's birthday, which is today. Happy birthday to the first Batman I ever knew!

Adam West...That's who.
So...whaddaya say we get started?

You are feeling verrrry sleeeeepy...
Of course, the biggest news story of the week is the explosion that happened Saturday night in New York. And the failed one that sorta fizzled earlier that day in New Jersey. And the other one in New York that didn't happen because some homeless guys found the backpack the bomb was in and called the police.

Dramatic re-enactment.
The explosion in Chelsea injured 29 people, but fortunately nobody was killed. The one major casualty was a dumpster, but authorities are in agreement that the dumpster was kind of a dick, so no big loss, really. The other bombs didn't hurt anybody, so what I think we can take away from all this is that the guy responsible for all of this is kind of an incompetent idiot.

Impressions, too? Is there nothing Adam West can't do?!
This theory was further proven when, a mere 36 hours after the explosion in Chelsea, the guy was caught after being identified when he fell asleep in the doorway of a bar in New Jersey. After a brief chase, he was shot three times and taken into custody. And good riddance to the puckered sphincter of a human being who would do something like that.

This is one of two GIFs I have where Batman wears shorts outside his costume. WHY?!
And let's not forget to give a big ol' nod, a thumbs-up, and a hearty handshake to all the police and other first-responders who jumped into action as soon as some sort of danger was found. Those guys rock. If you see one, say thanks. Maybe buy their coffee or lunch for 'em. Let them know they're appreciated, okay?

Here's the other one. I don't remember this episode, but I will watch it soon.
That said, let's us look at a bunch of tweets I was lucky enough to have read over on Twitter, shall we? And if you dig them, c'mon over and join us to throw in your words!

In no particular order...

And there you have it! Now get out there and have an awesome, less explodey week! And to help it along, here's a Foo Fighters video.

Enjoy the rest of the week!

Down, Bosco! Down!
All the best,
Derek and Bosco