Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, guys! And, if you're reading this on Monday, Happy Halloween!

And, as it is Halloween, I am absolutely going to be using some GIFs from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. But you knew that, didn't you?

Of course you did.

So let's get started.

It appears that the GOP and its followers are losing their mind. And, as Election Day comes closer, they're doing it quicker.

This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Frozen pic.twitter.com/YW5OxHFiZy

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 23, 2016

. @seanhannity had on Jeff Rovin, editor in chief of Weekly World News, to talk about Clinton. His magazine has gotten lots of great scoops pic.twitter.com/WCqpgywRn0

— Michelle Fields (@MichelleFields) October 25, 2016

Case of voter fraud in Iowa, but:
1) It was caught.
2) It was the first in local memory.
3) It was a Trump voter.https://t.co/zHPaeD4uFU

— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) October 28, 2016

The Dilbert guy's blog will be one of the nuttier artifacts of 2016. https://t.co/0j0uG7y0O0 - pic.twitter.com/vbtEE9Fnw4

— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) October 24, 2016

Donald Trump’s Twitter insults: The complete list, printed in today’s paper https://t.co/zQCa5LnbBj pic.twitter.com/fuwoypcDoF

— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 24, 2016

And over on the Democratic side, they just keep fanning the flames because, well, it's fun. Those Republicans just don't have a sense of humor.

I love how Hillary is trying to abort this baby with her mind and is having trouble smiling cuz she's jonesing to start a war! pic.twitter.com/ALn3yzE9Ci

— Jen Nasty Kirkwoman (@JenKirkman) October 27, 2016

The only part that is hard to figure out is whether they just hate Democrats, or they're embarrassed at the candidate that they chose. But really, can't it be both?

The Right and the Left in one simple animation.
(Both sides think they are Linus, and the other is Lucy.)

Oh, there was also another e-mail dump from WikiLeaks. Questions have, as usual, arisen concerning whether they are working for the Russian government because it seems the only stuff we're seeing is coming from Clinton's campaign. I wonder why that is...

That awkward moment when Russian state media reports on a new Wikileaks dump 30 minutes before Wikileaks releases it pic.twitter.com/5tgEp7lOgA

— Adam Smith (@AdamSmith_usa) October 24, 2016

The most amazing thing about this election is people are voluntarily reading someone else's work-related emails. I don't even read my own.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 24, 2016

In case you're wondering how this cycle works, I laid it out for you. pic.twitter.com/9vrageiD00

— Beetlejew (@jesseberney) October 29, 2016

And Trump is having problems with his own voters...

Thank you Donald J. Trump for voter fraud awareness.
Three in Florida, Virginia charged with voter fraud...ALL REPUBLICANS!!!

— Larry Cooper (@coopah) October 29, 2016

But at least we're keeping our sense of humor about all this, right?

RIGHT?!

How come the FBI never figured out who sent this to Charlie Brown?

But, as I mentioned earlier, it is Halloween. And most people are more scared about what's going to happen in eight days than whether they see a spooooooooky ghost! while they go around their neighborhood (or the parking lot, if you're into the whole "Trunk or Treat" thing).

Sewing my kids costumes today, so there's a 61% chance I'll end up looking like Frankenstein.

— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) October 23, 2016

Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/lCuoAjCqYa

— You Had One Job (@CutPics) October 21, 2016

MY GAELIC ANCESTORS DIDN'T INVENT SAMHAIN IN THE COLD AUTUMNAL DARK SO YOU COULD GIVE CHILDREN FRUIT AND TOOTHBRUSHES, YOU ACTUAL VILLAINS.

— Austin Goblinson 🐙 (@osutein) October 25, 2016

My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late.

— Nice Eric (@ericsshadow) October 27, 2016

[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head]

"What are you supposed to be?"

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) October 28, 2016

And, kids: Let your parents go through your candy before you eat any. And if they take anything out, just remember that they're doing it to protect you. It could be poisoned or something you're allergic to or...I don't know...something your parent like. Just don't argue. They know best.

Quick! The Johnston house has full-size Snickers!

Now, put on your mask (or safety goggles), because we got us a bunch o' them tweets from that there Twitter site that you've heard so many good things about! In no particular order...

Technology has come so far. When I was a kid we had one Apple IIe in our class. Now teens have to make out with a robot to pass English

— Joey Alison Sayers (@joeyalison) October 24, 2016

tidbit: Canada has 1 and 2 dollar coins - so if you 'make it rain' you can be charged with assault...

— Bruce McCulloch (@BrucioMcCulloch) October 29, 2016

I love old-timey comics. pic.twitter.com/T1yNnH6ytH

— Dale Lazarov (@dalelazarov) October 24, 2016

shouldn't we put an actual numeric temperature to serve this meal at?
no! you've been in a room before, right?
yeah.
so like that, but food.

— Dej Loafer (@SelfLoathingYou) September 17, 2016

Yes, I've tried online dating pic.twitter.com/KPHrqGoIKq

— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) October 24, 2016

Terrible way to die. pic.twitter.com/ThRThcncXx

— Kevin O'Neill (@KevinBuffalo) October 20, 2016

Groom: Dude, the invitation was for Gandalf the Grey.

Gandalf: Oh, it's Gandalf the White now.

Bride: [fuming]

Gandalf: [looks fabulous]

— Horrific Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 17, 2016

You know what they say about men with big hands: Masculinity is a prison.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 25, 2016

You kids and your fancy Google searches. This World Book Encyclopedia got me through all six years of high school.

— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) October 25, 2016

This has gone too far. I just saw a can of Pumpkin Spice Whoop Ass.

— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) October 26, 2016

And there you have it!

But wait! There's one more thing...

There's one last thing. This tweets has too many favorites (or, if you're not sure what that is, it's that stupid little heart at the bottom) to make it onto the list, but I thought it was pretty damn funny, so I decided to give it an honorable mention. @christofrini made me laugh right the heck out loud on this one, and I wanted to give him the nod for a job well done.

pic.twitter.com/Wwpb5cvauk

— tvvitter jesus (@christofrini) October 24, 2016

See? That didn't hurt.

At least, not nearly as much as Linus' soul-crushing disappointment later.

Now get out there and have an awesome week! And to help you along, here's the whole darn It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! episode. Enjoy!

All the best,

Derek and Bosco