October 31, 2016

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, guys! And, if you're reading this on Monday, Happy Halloween!

And, as it is Halloween, I am absolutely going to be using some GIFs from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. But you knew that, didn't you?

Of course you did.
So let's get started.

It appears that the GOP and its followers are losing their mind. And, as Election Day comes closer, they're doing it quicker.

And over on the Democratic side, they just keep fanning the flames because, well, it's fun. Those Republicans just don't have a sense of humor.

The only part that is hard to figure out is whether they just hate Democrats, or they're embarrassed at the candidate that they chose. But really, can't it be both?

The Right and the Left in one simple animation.
(Both sides think they are Linus, and the other is Lucy.)
Oh, there was also another e-mail dump from WikiLeaks. Questions have, as usual, arisen concerning whether they are working for the Russian government because it seems the only stuff we're seeing is coming from Clinton's campaign. I wonder why that is...

And Trump is having problems with his own voters...

But at least we're keeping our sense of humor about all this, right?

RIGHT?!

How come the FBI never figured out who sent this to Charlie Brown?
But, as I mentioned earlier, it is Halloween. And most people are more scared about what's going to happen in eight days than whether they see a spooooooooky ghost! while they go around their neighborhood (or the parking lot, if you're into the whole "Trunk or Treat" thing).
And, kids: Let your parents go through your candy before you eat any. And if they take anything out, just remember that they're doing it to protect you. It could be poisoned or something you're allergic to or...I don't know...something your parent like. Just don't argue. They know best.

Quick! The Johnston house has full-size Snickers!
Now, put on your mask (or safety goggles), because we got us a bunch o' them tweets from that there Twitter site that you've heard so many good things about! In no particular order...

And there you have it!

But wait! There's one more thing...
There's one last thing. This tweets has too many favorites (or, if you're not sure what that is, it's that stupid little heart at the bottom) to make it onto the list, but I thought it was pretty damn funny, so I decided to give it an honorable mention. @christofrini made me laugh right the heck out loud on this one, and I wanted to give him the nod for a job well done.

See? That didn't hurt.

At least, not nearly as much as Linus' soul-crushing disappointment later.
Now get out there and have an awesome week! And to help you along, here's the whole darn It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! episode. Enjoy!


All the best,
Derek and Bosco