|This is one of the less weird ones.|
Let's take a quick break from baseball to check in on the Republican Party... pic.twitter.com/coKTvvnDOf— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 12, 2016
Part of the problem is that Angry Orange has started really ramping up the talk about how the election is going to be "rigged". This has caused problems for the GOP because they now have to go out there and say that voter fraud really isn't a thing, thereby destroying their ongoing narrative that voter fraud is a thing.
|Dramatic re-enactment of an Angry Orange rally where a Democrat wanders in.|
Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 10, 2016
This is a guy who wants to be the boss of all of us.
|Dramatic re-enactment of the debate.|
Whoever created this, I salute you. pic.twitter.com/zsyMSd0GIL— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) October 10, 2016
Aside from the crazy stalker vibe, some other stuff happened. F'rinstance, since it was a "town hall" format, some undecided voters got to ask questions. It went about as well as you might expect, with Hillary trying to give answers while Angry Orange tried to hump a chair. Here's a brief rundown of some highlights:
I want you all to remember this exchange:— Olivia Faix (@oliviafaix) October 10, 2016
Cooper: That is sexual assault. Do you understand that?
"I paid tremendous numbers of taxes." That is verbatim. Not a translation from the Dutch.— Phyllis Nagy (@PhyllisNagy) October 10, 2016
SHAGGY: zoinks— an pigeon,, (@imskytrash) October 10, 2016
HILLARY: its right behind me isn't it pic.twitter.com/vcOJW3jImv
TRUMP: It hasn’t been debunked— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) October 10, 2016
RADDATZ: It has.
TRUMP: She went over time.
RADDATZ: She didn’t
TRUMP: She has gills, Martha
There was another unexpected surprise at the debate, in the form of a mysterious, enigmatic, kinda doughy guy by the name of Ken Bone. Immediately after being seen onscreen, he became an instant sensation, only to crash and burn shortly after when his porn preferences came to light.
Immediately after the debate Ken Bone is interrogated on the disappearance of Woody pic.twitter.com/fz59ABFxxt— Men's Thoughts (@Males_Thoughts) October 10, 2016
Here's something fun to do on a Monday:— John Moe (@johnmoe) October 10, 2016
1. Get "Dear God" by XTC stuck in your head
2. Replace title phrase with "Ken Bone"
Ken Bone says he wore the red sweater as a plan B to the debate because he “split the seat of my pants wide open” https://t.co/H9eL2wi5as— CNN (@CNN) October 10, 2016
i have nothing further to add to my experience of this pic.twitter.com/oICLuPipT9— Big Scary Jeb Lund (@Mobute) October 14, 2016
Hell, even I made a few jokes, including this timely gem.
The costume shop is already sold out of "Slutty Ken Bone" costumes. Now what?— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) October 12, 2016
Stop shaking your head sadly. It was funny at the time.
|This is what happens when I try to think of something to tweet.|
When he isn't yelling at pigeons, Gary Busey goes sliding down chimneys delivering camo cargo shorts to new fathers around the world— Dr. Acula (@Dr_Scorrin) October 9, 2016
My habit has gotten so bad, I've even started wang chunging in the daytime now.— Goats? (@Gooooats) October 10, 2016
"I don't even watch the news anymore. It's too negative"— Awescar (@awescar) October 10, 2016
*walks out of house and gets whisked away by a highly televised tornado*
[On the other end of the wormhole]— Horrific Ally (@TragicAllyHere) March 20, 2016
Alien: aw man, it's raining again!
*Bobby pins, single socks and pencils fall from the alien sky*
Superman: Setting the bar too high for adopted children since 1939 pic.twitter.com/3AaO10E2Hi— Jer-Jer (@DALLASNITES) October 14, 2016
*writes on wall in ketchup*— Ashley (@ashmensch) September 12, 2016
THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED
Boss: What the hell are you doing?
Me: Somebody ate my corndogs.
I'm not afraid of things that go bump in the night. I've seen my mom stumble out of her bedroom in lingerie looking for my dad's viagra.— Geo Angie B (@angibangie) October 11, 2016
Blind Date:— Lisa Marie (@xLiserx) October 11, 2016
Me: *Blood spurts everywhere* I've been shot! Save yourself!
Him: That's ketchup.
Me: *Dips fry into wound* Go! But send nachos!
Hard to prove but fairly sure Samsung phone explosions caused by people trying to use Pokémon Go to capture creepy clowns— Toby Manhire (@toby_etc) October 13, 2016
My dog rushes to my rescue when she hears pots falling in the kitchen and she leaves as soon as she sees there's no food on the floor.— david (@El_nacho_Nigre) October 15, 2012
And there you have it! Not too shabby.
|I have nothing to add. This one explains itself.|
All the best,
Derek and Bosco