December 19, 2016

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, guys! Guess what! I still haven't got all the links fixed, but I've got a solid 30-ish percent done, so there's that. But you can bet your hinder that I've got another pile of tweets for you!

But first, there's stuff to talk about...such as what kind of animations I'm using this week. And, as next weekend will be Christmas, I have naturally picked some appropriately silly-assed ones.

Santa makes Clint hot and sweaty...
As I said, Christmas is coming. And with holidays like this, there are traditions to maintain, which is why I watched The Star Wars Holiday Special again. This year, however, I decided to quiz others who may remember it.

Damn. I was sure it was choice number three. But at least I didn't get the usual reply when I ask questions like that...

Okay, lady. Whatever you say.
Another week of Angry Orange being horrible and probably treasonous has passed, and some stuff happened. Not the usual stuff--misogyny, racism, huge conflicts of interest... That stuff happens every day with that yammering bucket of snot. (This is not to say that it should be normalized. Far from it. He should be called out on every terrible thing he does, and have it thrown in his face at every opportunity.) No, instead, he made more horrible choices for his cabinet...

...met with someone that would probably not normally be allowed on the top floor of Trump Tower...

...and fought with Vanity Fair because they said mean things about his restaurant. And then got pretty quiet about it because another journalist offered independent confirmation of the quality at the restaurant's bar.

Oh, and he's casually bringing us to the brink of World War III before he even sullies the White House with his gold-plated shitheadedness. But, again, that's nothing especially new from him.

(Props to Barry Bishop for finding this one.)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story opened this past weekend, taking in every single dollar. All of them. No more dollars left because Rogue One took them all. New dollars are quickly being printed, but will not be distributed because it'll get those, too.

I sincerely hope at least one of these turns out to be true.

Santa loves Chipotle!
Oh, and this happened:

How awesome is that?!

Possible video of the guy trying to escape afterwards.
And, of course, I contemplated new ideas presented by people funnier than me...

My mind is opened to a whole different way of thinking.

For instance, I suspect Voldemort wasn't hugged much as a child.
Oh, and some other folks found some of the greatest stuff ever. (As if the robber being repelled by dildos wasn't awesome enough.)

Despite the horrible things that have been happening, these were a nice reminder that not everything is bad. Just most of it.

"Up on the housetop...oh...nevermind."
And, as usual, there were tweets. I grabbed a handful of them to throw at your eyes. If you dig 'em, get over to Twitter and follow them!

In no particular order...

And there you have it!

Santa tries to handle a labor dispute with Blitzen. It does not go well.
Now get out there, have an awesome week, and have an amazing Christmas (or whatever your holiday of choice is)! And to help it along, here's another holiday favorite:

Merry Christmas (or the equivalent)! We hope you get every gift you want or need!

Whatever it might be...
All the best,
Derek and Bosco