Anyway, thus began a long back-and-forth in which he and I made fun of each other a lot. I feel like I won the night when I posted this one.
This dingus wanted to play in the snow, so we played in the snow. Here's his post-"shakin' off the snow" face. pic.twitter.com/tCk9tOTe4S— Derek the Misfit Elf (@TheRealDCF) December 12, 2016
But then @bryism struck back!
So I had no choice but to get personal.
Hey, guys! .@bryism got his eyebrows done! But his mustache seems confused and/or sad! pic.twitter.com/bxDXH4WKHP— Derek the Misfit Elf (@TheRealDCF) December 12, 2016
And I won again because my version of his picture was more popular than the original one he posted. To finish him off, I posted another this morning.
He's on the ropes. I know it. Soon I shall destroy him completely. And all will be good in the world.
|Go, me! 'Tis the season!|
No I swear Spider Claus is really a thing and besides I took down my Halloween decorations weeks ago pic.twitter.com/CH4gTyy64U— ghost mom (@radtoria) November 23, 2015
Glory to the nuke-born king. pic.twitter.com/h3cMw4dmKF— Abby Menorahmal (@MrsTomServo) December 5, 2016
To make the perfect fruitcake you'll need:— Kris V (@krisv_723) December 18, 2015
- a cup of tears
- a dash of desperation
- a tsp of self loathing
- cat hair, to taste
I don't have time for that kind of commitment.
|I was busy, okay? Leave it at that.|
Why my dad is cooler than yours: We're sitting in his living room, watching Muddy Waters and the Rolling Stones sing "Champagne & Reefer". pic.twitter.com/GxKrT2Y5UK— Derek the Misfit Elf (@TheRealDCF) December 6, 2016
Learning about the right way to treat a woman...
Apparently, "shut your filthy mouth and just love me" is not the "can't lose" pick-up line it sounded like in my head...— Derek the Misfit Elf (@TheRealDCF) December 6, 2016
And reading these things that @redtache turned me on to...
....right up to the knuckles. i swear to god he was working me like a glove puppet. pic.twitter.com/fsLj48bDDr— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) December 6, 2016
Follow them for more fun!
|Hey! Henry Rollins!|
In no particular order...
Sometimes at night, I look to the sky, the huge expanse of star-filled space, and I think to myself, "ballsacks are fuckin' weird looking".— Alex in Chains (@Alex_N_Chains) September 30, 2012
I know I know, gender stereotypes are bad, but my daughter will only eat red apples because of Snow White, and my son would eat a fart.— Angie B (@angibangie) August 6, 2016
It's hard to be a single mom when you don't have any kids.— NORMAL HUMAN (@NORMALHUMAN4) December 3, 2016
The Finns don't mess around with breakfast. pic.twitter.com/WNLRMgvZ78— Beth Bell (@elizabethalbell) December 7, 2016
If I were your president, it would be mandatory that ALL foods, not just taters, be manufactured and sold in tot form.— Lord Rat Squirt (@lordratsquirt) December 8, 2016
When you don't care that secondhand smoke is slowly killing your chicken. pic.twitter.com/k0nfgkFmJ2— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) December 8, 2016
If you catch Hillary in the woods she has to grant you three wishes— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) December 9, 2016
2016, I have some notes.— ben acker (@bnacker) December 5, 2016
They just don't make murderous toys enchanted with dark magic like they used to.— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) December 3, 2016
Nice drugs you got there, pal. Would be a shame if something....said no to them.— Mayor P (@punmagnate) November 21, 2016
And there you have it! Now have an awesome week. And to get it happening, here's my favorite Christmas song performance ever.
All the best,
Derek and Bosco