Let's start with the cool part first, shall we?
There was a Women's March held in Washington, D.C. (and all around the world--literally millions of marchers), to protest Angry Orange's (and his compatriots'--or comrades', if you prefer) threats to defund Planned Parenthood, women's inequality, and a lot of other stuff that really shouldn't even be an issue in these supposedly enlightened times.
They "don't need Planned Parenthood," but they DO need some new socks. pic.twitter.com/ikryxP8o0i— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) January 30, 2017
Of course, there were still a few good laughs to be had from the creative and hilarious marchers' signs.
Naturally, Angry Orange only had one takeaway from the whole thing: Denial. "There were more people at my inauguration! People love me!" he insisted. And, aside from that being complete bullshit, that was all he really had to say about it, largely because they were busy prepping executive orders to screw over everybody who wasn't rich, white, male, and them. And then they started firing them off...
|And everyone's reaction was pretty much the same.|
|And the hits just keep on comin'!|
With just 1,373 days until Americans vote in the 2020 election, responsible thing to do is wait until then to consider any #SCOTUS nominee.— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) January 30, 2017
|Eet's naht a tooomah!|
Shocking footage of the Batley Townswomens' Council's reenactment of the Bowling Green Massacre. pic.twitter.com/BLnWtgRUBi— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) February 3, 2017
|Angry Orange's top advisors, Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon.|
|I got nothing. Think up your own funny political quote here.|
You think YOU have problems, my robot butler keeps accidentally crushing all my Waterford champagne flutes with his big, stupid robot hands.— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) January 19, 2017
FYI: Amazon Prime won't deliver raccoon ninjas.— Beatriz (@wittwitbarista) January 12, 2017
*scratches off try to take over the world from today's to do list*
Goddammit, our standard Sugianto was vanquished instantly! We have no other option.— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) December 14, 2016
- No! You don't mean...
Yes. It's time. pic.twitter.com/f5lWVmcwrH
"Hmmm, ah, yesofcourse. *single clap* That is superb. You, ah. HA! Yes, well." - Jeff Goldblum orgasming.— chRis (@seethenare) April 25, 2016
A stitch in time is not recommended. Any perforation of the fabric of spacetime can result in inescapable loops or temporal rupture.— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) January 31, 2017
Ad placement is everything... pic.twitter.com/lNhu5qZnDu— MacCocktail (@MacCocktail) February 4, 2017
I'm pretty sure my special effects team is on strike. Last night's nightmare featured a clam with grass in its mouth.— Talia (@dptalia) February 3, 2017
Me tweeting a good morning message to you fuckers pic.twitter.com/GRlBzUP6Q5— UHH (@cervixsmash) February 3, 2017
I've never been to a concert, unless you count that time I saw my neighbors grandma fight her dog for the couch cushion with her shirt off.— ⓛⓐⓜⓔ ᗪᗩᗪ (@jergarl) January 26, 2017
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. Don't wake up screaming and poop all over everything like you did the first time.— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) February 3, 2017