April 17, 2017

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, everybody! I hope all of you had an awesome Easter. Myself, I spent a good chunk of the day playing video games, and then recorded a hilarious new episode of Here Be Spoilers with Larry. (Jake couldn't make it because he was doing the dinner thing with his girlfriend and her kids.) You're not going to want to miss that one.

Also, this week's GIFs involve MORTAL KOMBAT!


Anyway, it's been an incredibly stressful week, largely because half-rotted pumpkin covered in hair Donald Trump has a rage boner to blow shit up, and he jerked-off hard on Afghanistan last week by dropping a MOAB bomb--the largest non-nuclear bomb in the US's arsenal--to ostensibly destroy a bunch of ISIS tunnels. But, really, I think it's a safe bet to assume that it was the only way he could achieve an erection, and Melania was supposed to come to Washington to host the annual Easter Egg Hunt, so...

Either way, someone's getting shot in the face.
But I'm not going to talk about that chunk of hard, spoiled cheese. Instead, I'm going to talk about other stuff. F'rinstance, a doctor was beaten and dragged off a United Airlines flight last week, in what could have been the worst public relations screw-up since the Pepsi commercial from a day or two earlier.

But it was quickly overshadowed when White House spokesidiot Sean Spicer said that Hitler didn't use poison to kill people...in the "Holocaust Camps"...Holy shit.

Here's a dramatic representation of that press conference. Guess which one is Spicer.
Completely unrelated, 14 new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 were released into the wild by Netflix this past Friday, and the response has been very positive. (I haven't had a chance to watch yet, but I intend to start on them tonight.)

I really hope Netflix will greenlight more episodes. That would be the kind of awesome you don't get often enough.

Tim Burton's darker, more gritty Edward Scissorhands is gonna be so RAD!
And then there was my week...These pretty much cover it:

So, as I'm sure you're all aware, my life is a rich cornucopia,

Not "dance contest" rich, but pretty good.
But then there were the tweets....The tweets that keep us coming back here, week after week, and, as usual, I've got a fun little pile of them to cram into your eyeholes. If you dig 'em, go follow these folks on Twitter. If you don't like 'em, you're wrong. Now let's look at them, shall we?

And there you have it!

Breakin' 2: Mortal Boogaloo
Now get out there and have an awesome week! And to get you moving along, here's Melissa McCarthy as Spicer again from this past week's SNL.

Now I'm outta here!

So long, suckas!
All the best,
Derek and Bosco