I hope all of you are doing well. My week is going pretty good so far, so let's try to keep that happening with some weird-ass video game GIFs.
me: son, we celebrate the 4th cause this is the day george jefferson signed the declaration of hotdogs & chinese fireworks— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) July 4, 2017
son: jesus christ
It's the end of the 4th of July, time for all Americans to come together & sing the national anthem: pic.twitter.com/VYOGkEvSpk— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) July 5, 2017
Okay, maybe I got a few of the facts wrong, but you get the idea.
|The accuracy in this, however, is flawless.|
Maybe when Putin & Trump come out they'll be covered in human fluids and waste and will tell us all they're an act called the Aristocrats— Modern John Francis (@realjohnfrancis) July 7, 2017
Sorry, but once in a while I make myself laugh. pic.twitter.com/KLcKZSVVqZ— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 8, 2017
quick let's make a travel ban against anthropomorphic nutsacks before we let trump back in— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) July 8, 2017
Whew! What a relief! I mean, we've spent all this time, gathering evidence and having hearings and hiring independent investigators and all that, and it turns out that all we had to do was ask! I guess we can close down all the investigations, right?
|This is how Angry Orange writes his tweets.|
NEW JAY Z TRACKLIST LOOK CRAZY pic.twitter.com/iQexdaoIIf— DVS (@DVSblast) June 29, 2017
On the plus side, at least it isn't a Kanye West album.
|Eat my dust, Wilbur!|
Mmm...Fish milk... pic.twitter.com/UY2DrkFDeV— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) July 5, 2017
Someone is not too happy about being given a bath, but remains optimistic that treats will occur as a result. pic.twitter.com/XQinMymsau— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) July 8, 2017
Guess which one it is...
|This is why I don't skateboard anymore.|
You know that tingly feeling when you fall in love?— Shōgun of Twîtter (@shwebby3) May 29, 2017
That's common sense leaving your body
This will always be one of the most purely perfect things the Internet has ever given us. pic.twitter.com/5t7V4S871n— JD (@nevesytrof) July 3, 2017
To celebrate the 4th of July, I'm going to walk around the mall parking lot putting hot dogs under people's windshield wipers.— Del Freaky (@iAmDelFreaky) July 3, 2017
it would suck for Ice-T if he loved iced tea. Jokes from waiters. etc. Likewise would suck for Seal if he was clubbed to death on a beach— tarragon fan (@TomWerpa) October 25, 2016
Colour has a u in it. So does superior, Nantucket, and banana. All fish can read French. Mice are baby gerbils. Americans sound funny.— Klaatu barada nikto (@redtache) July 3, 2017
Sometimes I'll wear a tuxedo to the zoo just to see the penguins reactions. Am I a man to them or a giant penguin? I'll never know.— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) July 3, 2017
I literally just spent five minutes trying to remember the phrase, "hardware store."— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) July 7, 2017
"TOOL STORE, no, WRENCH PLACE, nope, THINGYLAND, no."
TUTANKHAMUN: Are there any dog-head guys with a staff?— Ray (@SirEviscerate) July 8, 2017
PAT SAJAKH: Sorry, no dog-head guys with a staff
TUT: Should've bought an ankh
Me: *dying— Obi (@ThaJawn) July 1, 2017
Priest: God has a plan
Me: *dies, goes to heaven
God: Great you're here. Can you get me the remote off the table?
There was a time when "break dancer" was a feasible career choice.— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) July 6, 2017
And there you have it! Now get out there and have a great week! To help it along, here's a Star Wars short called "The Solo Adventures" from The DAVE School!
Now I need a beverage...
|My life is a Benny Hill sketch...|
Derek and Bosco