Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Twitter is a funny place.

Yes, I mean "funny ha-ha". But I also mean "funny strange". In a good way.

Part of the appeal, for me, at least, is that the 140-character limit means you have to condense whatever it is you want to say into a few small sentences. You have to think when you post. Because of this, the people on Twitter have honed their humor to an art form all its own.

And now, it's my great pleasure to present to you ten people whose wit made me literally laugh out loud this past week. (As opposed to the "internet version", which is to just type "LOL" while you continue to shovel cheese puffs into your gaping maw.) If you're on Twitter, follow them. If you're not, join...And follow them.

In no particular order...

Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile.
— Corey Paterson (@Midgetspar) March 8, 2012

Can you tell your cat to stop hissing at me? I refuse to be goaded into a rap battle.
— Adam (@AdamofAlbion) March 5, 2014

If Tom Selleck's mustache cried... I think it might cure cancer.
— Sickayduh Felicis (@LuckoftheDraw86) January 8, 2013

So the creepy old guy next door saw me naked today...took him a few minutes to answer the door but I just kept knocking.
— Katy (@KatyStrssRelief) September 25, 2012

Picture me naked. Nope, more glitter on the testes.
— Mackenstein (@FatuousFloozy) March 20, 2014

'I'm still Batman', Val Kilmer whispers to himself as he grabs a plate and heads for round three at the Golden Corral buffet.
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) March 8, 2014

This tweet goes out to all my zero star tweets. *tips phone* *pours out some wifi*
— Color Me Plaidd (@ColorMePlaidd) March 17, 2014

False alarm on outbreaks of Mad Cow Disease. Instead the cows are just really disappointed in us, and that hurts even more.
— Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) August 2, 2012

Films I DID NOT LIKE, Very Misleading Titles! - Dances with Wolves - Chariots Of Fire - Naked Lunch - The Parent Trap - Lords of Dogtown
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) March 13, 2014

And a few final words to remember as you cruise through your Sunday, waiting for the inevitable faceplant into Monday:

Namaste muthafukkas pic.twitter.com/JSWpp1WCZ9
— Lari (@lari_7777) March 8, 2014

All the best,
Derek and Bosco