I recorded a new podcast last night, but I'm still in the process of editing. Therefore, I've put together another list of ten funny tweets I found on Twitter this past week. Enjoy!
In no particular order:
Hey, fat free ice cream... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...breathe... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA— Joey C. (@JCWisdomNuggets) March 1, 2014
So carrying a "wet floor" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard.
— Squirrel Army (@Mikecanrant) July 8, 2013
Sleep on the OUTSIDE of my bed ALONE? Haha, yeah, I'd do that if I wanted to get kidnapped or eaten by monsters.
— Lindsay (@quintywinties) February 26, 2014
Things that scare me from least to most. 1. Clowns 2. Spiders 3. White girls with cornrows
— Mike Reno (@WhiskeySoured) March 1, 2014
Don't think of it as a Dick Pic, think of it as junk mail.
— Meatplow (@mrjohntofu) March 1, 2014
The guy in the office next to me is trying to save the company $1.7 million dollars from the IRS. Meanwhile I'm busy googleing "whale dongs"
— Show me your Twits (@Overdue_Bills) March 12, 2013
Sorry I blinded you with science.
— Qwerty Jones (@QwertyJones3) February 28, 2014
Joined Christian MANGLE by accident. My god the blood
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) February 28, 2014
*Electric Light Orchestra changes name to Halogen Light Orchestra* *Extends life of band by 50%*And finally...
— Boyd's Backyard (@TheBoydP) November 20, 2013
Your move, turduckens. pic.twitter.com/u3P26eaPyKAnd there you go! Stay tuned, kids! The new podcast will be up soon!
— Molly Manglewood (@undeadmolly) February 14, 2014
All the best,
Derek and Bosco