Another Ten Funny Tweets Derek Has Re-Tweeted In The Past Week

Hi, everybody!

I recorded a new podcast last night, but I'm still in the process of editing. Therefore, I've put together another list of ten funny tweets I found on Twitter this past week. Enjoy!
In no particular order:

Hey, fat free ice cream... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...breathe... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

— Joey C. (@JCWisdomNuggets) March 1, 2014

So carrying a "wet floor" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard.
— Squirrel Army (@Mikecanrant) July 8, 2013

Sleep on the OUTSIDE of my bed ALONE? Haha, yeah, I'd do that if I wanted to get kidnapped or eaten by monsters.
— Lindsay (@quintywinties) February 26, 2014

Things that scare me from least to most. 1. Clowns 2. Spiders 3. White girls with cornrows
— Mike Reno (@WhiskeySoured) March 1, 2014

Don't think of it as a Dick Pic, think of it as junk mail.
— Meatplow (@mrjohntofu) March 1, 2014

The guy in the office next to me is trying to save the company $1.7 million dollars from the IRS. Meanwhile I'm busy googleing "whale dongs"
— Show me your Twits (@Overdue_Bills) March 12, 2013

Sorry I blinded you with science.
— Qwerty Jones (@QwertyJones3) February 28, 2014

Joined Christian MANGLE by accident. My god the blood
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) February 28, 2014

*Electric Light Orchestra changes name to Halogen Light Orchestra* *Extends life of band by 50%*
— Boyd's Backyard (@TheBoydP) November 20, 2013

And finally...

Your move, turduckens. pic.twitter.com/u3P26eaPyK
— Molly Manglewood (@undeadmolly) February 14, 2014

And there you go! Stay tuned, kids! The new podcast will be up soon!

All the best,
Derek and Bosco