What I am here for is to share some tweets from the great people on Twitter who have given me a reason to smile in an otherwise dreary week.
And so, without any further ado, and very little organization...
did you done a crim? hi im Bill Lawyer and if u done a Bad Thing, i wil put on my suit and go to the jodge and tell him u didnt do it #Law— barnabus (@othersome) December 29, 2011
What the Hell was the question? pic.twitter.com/YYxVbxhGUI— Mark Holland (@RiffRaff41) August 16, 2014
To most Christians, the bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'.— Tyler Glass (@jewraff) August 11, 2014
Lost in Ikea for 271 days. Spent hellish week in labyrinth of spoon organizers & I'm now in relationship with lamp named, BÖJA. RESCUE ME— bourgeois beth (@bourgeoisalien) August 9, 2014
Today: the park - tomorrow: the world! Or, that other park, you know, the one over there... pic.twitter.com/lJ7VpTv2rH— JC (@jcgreen) April 26, 2014
People love lists, so here's one 1. Chiggers 2. Lip sweat 3. Bill Paxton 4. Smegma 5. The Great Potato Famine 6. Nonsense 7. Help 8. Please— Sir Jauntyhat (@ParentEsq) August 13, 2014
I'm using voice recognition software to write this tweed. No. Tweed. Know. Undo. Fondue that. Fondue hat. Erase. Duck. Duck you computer.— Darin Ross (@luckyshirt) August 15, 2014
CAUTION pic.twitter.com/6eCTT0pZSs— Mark Holland (@RiffRaff41) August 10, 2014
I really hope the production and costume designers of the new Mad Max movie drew inspiration from the Gathering Of The Juggalos.— Star-Jorts (@sara_clarke) August 15, 2014
Everyone said the hamster catapult wasn't appropriate for the science fair but no one could stop watching.— Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) May 6, 2014
And there you have it!
Before I go, I want to remind everyone that Sausagefest 2: Electric Boogaloo is less than two weeks away! If you're in the Port Huron, MI, area on the 30th, stop on by and join us for our second annual live podcast show!
Here's to a better week this week. And let me start it off for you with a little animated music video I made for "The Fruit Song" by my old band, Gypsy Moth:
Have a great week!
All the best,
Derek and Bosco