Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey! I just checked and it turns out that today is Sunday! You know what that means, right? No, aside from tapioca pudding night at the psych ward cafeteria...

That's right, kids! It's time for a new batch of really funny stuff I saw on Twitter and decided I just had to share with you. and, if you think these are funny, you should oughta maybe go on ahead and swing on over there and find even more!

But enough of that. Let's make with the funny!

KFC girl: breasts or thighs? Me: I prefer vaginas KFC girl: *winks and drops pants Me: ewww...I meant chicken vaginas

— Adam Says Relax (@Adam14) September 13, 2014

Sure I've seen boobs before. My favourite part is the um.. *takes out balled up napkin* the um...Subway *turns over napkin*...I MEAN NIPPLE.

— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) September 14, 2014

*fills t-shirt gun with gay pride t-shirts* Ok, let’s go to NASCAR.

— $pencer (@13spencer) September 16, 2014

That fart sounded like Eddie Vedder eating a jar of mayo during a root canal.

— CuntSmith (@csmith5050) April 28, 2014

One way to avoid conviction of a heinous crime is to be proactive and make sure your DNA is absolutely everywhere.

— Vesta Tot (@VestaTot) September 17, 2014

CBS announces new reality show in which Metallica and Muppets fans square off in various games to determine the true "MASTER OF PUPPETS."

— Tim Bartlett (@wbllostsoul) September 17, 2014

women in the morning - 'im feeling theatrical today. i think ill be overly dramatic about everything' men in the morning - 'ha, boner'

— thebearwalker (@droidbears) September 17, 2014

Busted....behold, the secret of the Foo Fighters sound.... pic.twitter.com/xbUUTwuyAt

— Foo Fighters (@foofighters) September 18, 2014

I would pay double for a ham if I saw a fascinating person slapping it meaningfully.

— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) September 19, 2014

Iphone 6 review: it is the size of a KITTEN. And the shape of a kitten. And it's a kitten I think I'm actually in a petco.

— Here Are The News (@HereAreTheNews) September 20, 2014

And there you have it! Here's to hoping you have an awesome week! Let me try to help it along by throwing some video in your face, okay? It was my very first attempt at animation, and I used all the photos that were in my phone at the time as my test subjects. So, as you listen to this song (written and performed by me), keep in mind that I know all of these people. Enjoy!

All the best,
Derek and Bosco