Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Holy cow, people! What a week on the nerd front! Sony made a deal with Marvel, and now Spider-man is going to finally appear in at least one Marvel Studios flick! Is it gonna be Captain America: Civil War? Avengers: Infinity War? An as-yet unannounced Howard the Duck reboot? (Admit it: you'd watch that.) Nobody's talking.

Another thing they aren't talking about is who will play Peter Parker/Spider-man. Andrew Garfield is, by all indicators, out, so there's an opening. Not to insinuate or anything, but I know a guy...

Sure, I'm too old to play a high school student,
but I make up for it by being really immature.

Anyway, the Twitter machine has been pretty energetic this week, as well. A ton of funny was out there, and I grabbed a handful of it and now present it to you, gentle reader, in order that you might get a bit of a giggle out of it yourself.

And so in no particular order...

use laser vision to destroy the baby. do not allow the baby to manipulate you into using laser vision on others pic.twitter.com/0u9TE45A0g

— Michael Raphone, Sr. (@michael_raphone) January 11, 2015

Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body.

— Abby Normal (@MrsTomServo) November 13, 2014

[selling a car] you'll love the mini cooper. this bad boy says, "im great for crying and transporting hot dogs", but also: "i like to party"

— YUNG SPIDER GOD (@buttgh0st) February 11, 2015

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. There now isn't that better?

— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) February 11, 2015

Can't help it, I love #content. Best stuff around if you need something in front of your eyeballs so you don't see infinity. #Content rules.

— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) February 11, 2015

When you see me online you're just seeing the tip of the iceberg and by that I mean I have a small head and humongous body

— Randamonium (@torrami) February 12, 2015

I think we need to start rehearsing twice a week. Ezra is gaining on us.

— Mike O'Brien (@MikeOBrienXOXO) February 12, 2015

Just going to start calling 50 Shades of Grey "RAPE: THE MOVIE" from here on out.

— Sara Clarke (@sara_clarke) February 15, 2015

GF: my hands r cold :( esp. my ring finger. could somethin give it a tiny warm hug until death does it part? BF: *humping an watermelon* huh

— an slice of pizza (@moon_pizza_mike) February 13, 2015

What they don't tell you is how badly the medical bills for amazeballs will cripple you financially.

— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) February 14, 2015

And there you have it! Have yourself an awesome week, and try to stay warm. I don't know where you are, but it is absolutely freezing here. Literally. But, to help warm you up with a few belly laughs, here's a little video clip that my Here Be Spoilers co-host Jake showed me. It's a parody of "Let It Go" from the movie Frozen. It's called...Well, you'll see...

All the best,
Derek and Bosco