Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Well! It's been a fun week! And, to top it off, I'm sitting in my apartment, wondering if I'll ever see daylight again.

I just got back from recording this week's Here Be Spoilers over at Larry's place, and there's a tiny little bit of snow on the ground. I did not enjoy the walk.

For reference: This is not my "I am enjoying this weather" face.

Anyway, the Twitter machine was loaded with funny this week, and I just happened to find a pile of ten random funny ones that I thought I would throw at your face. What say we give 'em a look, in no particular order?

I can't believe that someone from Earth has won the last 63 Miss Universe pageants. That's gotta be some kind of record.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) January 26, 2015

Sex is like my Uncle Art. Kinda awkward. Kinda smelly. Riddled with diseases. Not allowed at family functions anymore.

— Fonzie's Evil Twin (@caperbc75) September 26, 2014

Made bat-shaped pancakes this morning. Ingredients: Bisquick. Eggs. RAGE.

— The Batman (@TheBatmanDark) January 29, 2015

Another juggler gives up on their dreams. pic.twitter.com/G94t7X4nUU

— David J Constable (@davidjconstable) January 31, 2015

Says here on your resumè you throw like a girl "Dad please can I just eat my br-" OH NEAT IT ALSO SAYS YOURE A PROFESSIONAL WHINEY PANTS!

— PaperWash© (@PaperWash) January 31, 2015

"THAT'S A LOT OF CORN! WHEN DID I LAST EAT CORN?" -and other things I yell when the person in the stall next to me is making a phone call

— Daniel (@sirmunchie) January 31, 2015

When people @ a popular tweet of mine to say it's hilarious but don't then follow me, it just reminds me: I wrote most of The Wire.

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 31, 2015

Dagwood Bumstead is my favorite comic strip character that sounds like a sex move banned in 6 countries.

— Cookie's Eye Candy (@sfreeze6) January 29, 2015

YOU CAN EAT ONLY ONE pic.twitter.com/ldL6W7xuHz

— Molly Manglewood (@undeadmolly) February 1, 2015

Seduction Tip: Show them your privates.

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) January 31, 2015

And there you have it! Not a bad haul this week, if you ask me. Also, in making this quite possibly the shortest entry in this series, let me just wish you an awesome (and hopefully mostly snow-free) week and help you kick it off with this awesomely funny clip of an Arizona weatherman whose forecast software developed a glitch and inadvertently doomed hundreds of thousands of people to a fiery death!

He handled it like a boss.

All the best,

Derek and Bosco