Candidates complained GOP debate moderators asked them too many gotcha questions, or, as they're also called, questions.— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) October 29, 2015
So, obviously, being asked to explain what they've said and done enraged the candidates. Fortunately, only Ted Cruz lost his shit, while the others just made snarky comments.Mr. Trump, you’ve done very well in this campaign so far by promising to build a wall and make another country pay for it. Send 11 million people out of the country. Cut taxes $10 trillion without increasing the deficit. And make Americans better off because your greatness would replace the stupidity and incompetence of others. Let’s be honest: Is this a comic book version of a presidential campaign?This one is for Senator Rubio. You’ve been a young man in a hurry ever since you won your first election in your 20s. You’ve had a big accomplishment in the Senate, an immigration bill providing a path to citizenship the conservatives in your party hate, and even you don’t support anymore. Now, you’re skipping more votes than any senator to run for president. Why not slow down, get a few more things done first or least finish what you start?Governor Bush, daily fantasy sports has become a phenomenon in this country, will award billions of dollars in prize money this year. But to play you have to assess your odds, put money at risk, wait for an outcome that’s out of your control. Isn’t that the definition of gambling, and should the Federal Government treat it as such?Senator Paul, among the leading conservative opponents to the creation of Medicare back in the 1960s was Ronald Reagan. He warned that it would lead to socialism. Considering the mounting cost of Medicare, was he right to oppose it?Senator Cruz, working women in this country still earn just 77 percent of what men earn. And I know that you’ve said you’ve been very sympathetic to our cause. But you’ve also said that the Democrats’ moves to try and change this are the political show votes. I just wonder what you would do as President to try and help in this cause?
|The RNC's crack response team fires off an angry e-mail.|
NBC responded by saying, basically, "That's cool...We're just gonna hang over here with Telemundo and maybe watch reruns of Seinfeld."
|Republican tears are delicious...|
|They should have watched Hillary Clinton appearance at the Benghazi Committee|
the week before.
I just tied my 99 problems to my 99 Luftballons. Thanks, Nena! *Thinks of you and let's them go*— MMMMMMark (@Eightinchgoat) October 24, 2015
Kinda strange that you've never seen Ann Coulter & a trash bag full of salmonella chicken, old toilet water, and hog spit in the same room.— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 16, 2015
Why don't we donate all the money we spend making special pink towels, shoes, shoelaces, and gloves to cancer research.— The Dallas Denali (@Sunspots1) October 26, 2015
[the separation of Church and State] CHURCH: You take the kids on Mondays STATE: I bowl on Mondays. CHURCH: Oh my god... STATE: Here we go!— Fancy Dinner Recipes (@Jeff_G_Nixon) September 23, 2015
"You guys have any bread?" pic.twitter.com/lZTwJB2zTk— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) October 25, 2015
I put my pants on just like everybody else: when I'm forced to by the cops.— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) October 29, 2015
WELCOME TO AMERICAN RESTAURANT HOME OF AMERICAN FOOD FOR AMERICANS WOULD YOU LIKE A WHOLE FRIED CHICKEN STUFFED WITH PIE & HOT DOGS & A FLAG— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) October 29, 2015
Rogue blimp on the loose...turning to politics, Chris Christie disappears on tour of Wonka factory near the bubble juice room.— roquefortphile (@toddshlomo) October 28, 2015
I'm almost done with my Sexy Steve Jobs costume. Just need to cut the nipples out of this turtle neck.— pafford (@pafford) October 31, 2015
Wow, Charles Grodin's career really tanked after Beethoven pic.twitter.com/JMYF2Pu0n1— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) October 31, 2015
And there you have it! So get out there and have a great week, will ya? And to start it off, here's in not one, but two videos from the Bad Lip Reading guy(s?) covering the first debates for both the Republicans and the Democrats! Enjoy!
All the best,
Derek and Bosco