November 15, 2015

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Ugh...What a week.

It started out not-too-bad, but then, this past Friday, a bunch of assholes from ISIS made coordinated attacks in France, killing more than 100 people. Dicks. We here at Ugly Couchcast Industries send out our thoughts to those people and their families.

Okay...Now that we got that out of the way, can we start talking about funny stuff? Because sometimes that's what you just need to do to cope. You also need more pictures of people with "crazy eyes".

"I was heavily influenced by Marty Feldman."
First off, there was another Republican debate, this time hosted by their media branch, Fox. For the record, it was Fox Business, as if that matters.) The candidates were subjected to softball questions that they never bothered to answer, and they went over their allotted times to ramble about stuff nobody asked them about. *Yawn.*

Tick tock, goddamn it! Let's get this thing moving!
There was also a Democratic debate, but I have heard nothing at all about it, except that it didn't use its allotted time on CBS, so they ran an infomercial to use the rest of it up, as was noted by Paul F. Tompkins, who, as of this writing, still has not been on our podcast. (It's not that we know him or anything; it's just that he's been on just about every other one, and we've been patiently waiting our turn. Hit us up, Paul! We'd love to have you on!)

Seriously, man...Be on our show...

You can do karaoke with us!
Another fun thing that happened was, hacker collective Anonymous released a big ol' list of racist douche-nugget butt muffins who are confirmed members of the KKK. There were a lot of Southern politicians on there...Shocking, I know. Even more shocking: Betty White was on there TWICE! (Just kidding. It was three times.)

Anyway...Tweets. You want 'em, and I just happen to have some freshly-picked ones I got from a guy in an alleyway, which is handy, because I hadn't pulled any this week. So it all works out! Neat-o, huh?

I got nothing for this...I just really enjoy Terry Gilliam's Monty Python animations.
And, as always, if you did what you see, head on over to the Twitter machine and join us...JOIN US!

So...In no particular order...

And there you have it! Now get out there, be safe, bundle up, and make sure you have a better week this week, will ya? And to help that along, here is a short video of a basset hound dressed as Sherlock Holmes running in slow motion. You're welcome.

All the best,
Derek and Bosco