August 15, 2016

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey, guys...This week's animations are, again, some awesome Gary Busey ones because shut up is why. Gary Busey ROCKS!

IMMA EAT YOUR HAIR!
Aaaaaaanyway...

Once again, it's been a week of craziness from one of the two potential presidential candidates. (And yes, I know there are two other people running as independents or Green Party or whatever, but let's be honest; there is no way in hell they are going to win.) Anybody wanna wager a guess who it was?

No, no...A different clown.
Here's a hint:

Okay, not so much a "hint" as a "giant, flashing neon sign".
Yes, that's right. He said that, if Hillary gets elected, she'll be choosing the justices of the Supreme Court, and "there's nothing you can do," going on to add that "maybe the Second Amendment people can."

Wait a minute...Did he suggest an assassination?!


Ooh...Whoops. But it's okay, guys, because he said he was just being sarcastic. Oh, and he was doing the same thing when he said President Obama and Hillary Clinton "created" ISIS and were the terrorist group's "Most Valuable Players".


Of course, he left it up to his campaign manager and spokespeople and anyone else who seems to think that they know what he actually means.


Explaining what Trump meant is quickly becoming a cottage industry that could, if he wins the election, produce almost as many jobs as Obama has since he was elected.


Could be good money in it.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENIN', BUT I LIKE IT!!!
Oh, another fun thing that happened is, the president's daughter, Malia, was photographed at some music festival or other smoking what appeared to be a joint. You could almost hear the collective sigh of indifference from the denizens of the interwebs, who could really not have cared less.


It was good for a few jokes, though!

I'M THUMB-WALKIN'! GET OUTTA MY WAY, ASSHOLES!
And, of course, there were tweets. So many tweets. And, because I like you guys, I sorted through them and found ten that made me laugh. Hopefully, they'll make you laugh, too. Let's find out!

In no particular order...


And there you have it!

C'MERE, YA LITTLE SUMBITCH!
Now get out there and have an awesome week! And to set you on your way, here's an alternate choice for those of you who don't feel comfortable voting for either Hillary or Trump.


All the best,
Derek and Bosco