I really, really, really wanted to avoid talking about politics this week because, quite frankly, I was a bit tired of it from giving my attention to the Republican Fear-O-Rama and the Democratic More-Patriotic-Than-Thou Showcase.
But, as always, Donald Trump pulled me from the glorious abyss with a week that may very well go down in history as his worst week to day. (Although I hold high hopes that he will be able to top it at least once before the election.)
Dung Beetle *arduously pushing a huge ball of shit up the hill*— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) August 4, 2016
GOP: Lol same.
So, here we go again. But this time, we're going to do it with GIFs from what can only be described as the greatest video game EVER.
I speak, of course, of none other than the great Earthworm Jim.
|FUN FACT: Jim is somehow related to Bruce Campbell.|
Trump being Trump, responded by claiming he was "viciously attacked" by the couple, questioned whether the wife was even allowed to speak (Ghazala Khan was silent during Khizr Khan's speech), and then went on to suggest that he himself had sacrificed as much as (if not more than) the Khan family because he employs "a lot of people" and builds things.
This back-and-forth went on almost the whole week, even though even Republicans were saying things like, "Ehhhh...Donald...Maybe you should oughta, you know, stop? Before even the meager chance you have of winning is completely disintegrated?"
|And then he was off!|
Donald Trump asking about nuclear weapons is the biggest red flag since Voldemort asked about Horcruxes as a teenager at Hogwarts.— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) August 3, 2016
And then, at one of his rallies, a baby began to cry...
"And then he ... wait, I'm not done ... you won't believe it ... and then ... he ... then he YELLED AT A BABY!" pic.twitter.com/uZ6q5zaNdX— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) August 2, 2016
My only question is, what lunatic would bring a baby to a rally where there will be almost constant loud noise (crowds, cheering, music, a bloviating Cheeto with a bad rug, racists epithets...that sort of thing)?
|Juggling a family can be difficult. We get it.|
|Heh-heh...the earthworm's pants fell down...|
Is your beef grass fed? I prefer the cows I eat to have lived a happy life before they were ground up, grilled & covered with melted cheese.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 31, 2016
The most important rule of driving my Dad taught me was "Go around this fucker"— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) August 2, 2016
The Ouija board spells out WHAT'S UP DOUCHEBAG and I'm like is there really no one else in the spirit realm besides my grandpa?— Keren (@AsianJohnLennon) August 4, 2016
It's like your mom always said— Juliet Actually (@julietactually) June 5, 2016
*sloppy blowjob sounds*
*pulls out Big Gulp cup*— Ray (@SirEviscerate) August 6, 2016
COKE - nah
DR PEPPER - ugh
MTN DEW - meh
SPRITE - gross
HOT PUDDING - oh hell yes 👍
I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else.— Jodi (@thejodiest) June 25, 2016
You'd think the people at this Blood— Marcmywords (@Marcmywords2) August 6, 2016
Bank never had anyone with toilet
paper stuck to their face, donate a
Shaving Mug full of blood before.
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Xanax before beer, drive a tractor through a peacock sanctuary.— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) August 6, 2016
Mel Gibson has been quiet lately... *looks toward an ominous line of dark clouds on the horizon* ...almost too quiet.— Dr. Happyknuckles (@drhappyknuckles) August 6, 2016
Him: Pleasing you pleases me.— The Average Guy (@Beer4AGoodTime) August 4, 2016
Her: When you're pleased it displeases me..
Him: *head explodes*
And that kids.. is marriage..
And there you have it! But wait! I'm not done! Here's a video! Watch it! Exclamation points!!!!!
And now, I'm outta here!
Derek and Bosco