"THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!"— Olivia (@Notoliviasteel) August 8, 2016
2012: omg please no
2016: are we doing this or not
Look, I know you're all wondering what I'm going to say about last week. It was hard on all of us, but I think we can pull together and get over the death of Tom Neyman, the actor who played "The Master" in Manos: The Hands of Fate.
|He looked like an angry Frank Zappa with "bed head".|
Another terrible thing that happened was the passing of two music legends: Leonard Cohen and Leon Russell.
Cohen, a Canadian-born singer, songwriter, and poet, probably best known for his song, "Hallelujah" (released in 1985), although he had been performing music since 1967.
|And he didn't start his musical career until age 33!|
As for Russell, he was a piano player and guitarist who wrote songs and worked with some of the greatest musicians in rock and roll, pop, blues, and country music, including Eric Clapton, Willie Nelson, Helen Reddy, B.B. King, Jan and Dean, Joe Cocker, the Beach Boys, and George Harrison, among others.
|And he looks like I imagine a hard rock Santa Claus would!|
So, along with the Manos guy, nod your head introspectively for these fellas.
|These,,,aren't the...DROIDS!...you're L'ook-ING...for...|
Look, you know how I feel about it. If you don't, you haven't been reading. I have nothing more to say about it, although I will say this: I'm certainly not going to stop mocking Angry Orange for his asinine blunders and other stupid things he does.
Other than that, here's my final comment on it (borrowed from @LostCatDog):
Now let's move on.
|Very, very slowly and awkwardly.|
In 1989 I stole a bottle of root beer Schnapps for my friend Darren so he would let me watch his mom do aerobics.— Mr. Bea Arthur (@FuckabillyRex) November 5, 2016
Me: What are you doing today?— JC Tarp (@jctwritesstuff) November 5, 2016
Him: Just gettin' some dicks from the dick tree. pic.twitter.com/lKUn4jZ8Nw
I’ll buy anything if it’s “space age technology.” I bought a skillet because of that.— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) November 7, 2016
If I had balls I'd teabag EVERYTHING.— Cuntess Zoba (@Poutymcgee) May 7, 2016
Dark forbidding opening in my hotel. pic.twitter.com/Qj66QL2Vz1— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 7, 2016
A fun holiday drink could be a mistletoe spiced latte from Starbucks for hipsters to put their genitals into.— Twatasaurus Rex (@toni_goldsetin) November 8, 2016
I think the friend zone should include handjobs and snacks.— C'est la vie (@Robert_Beau) November 8, 2016
I've never had sex with Courtney Love, but one time, my penis touched the inside of a festival toilet, which I guess is kinda the same..— Ill Behaviour (@buttyburr) November 10, 2016
If a Dorito truck crashes into a screaming peacock another Guy Fieri will be created— Damnit Ty (@SuperTeeWhy) March 9, 2015
They say a man should have only one serving of true stupidity in his life and I'm over here at the all-you-can-eat buffet.— Dr. Meh (@TheAlexNevil) November 13, 2016
And there you have it. I'm not going to do another video clip. I already put two up. If you want something funny to watch, keep an eye on Angry Orange as he tries to put together his transition staff and cabinet. It's not going well.
So, until next time, take care and try to have a good week. Instead of a video, here's Torgo with a shiny, sparkly beard.
Derek and Bosco