Myself, it was a pretty good week. We (Jake, Larry and myself) recorded one of the funniest podcasts we'd done in a long time after an extended hiatus due to my computer issues (we also just recorded one today that's even funnier which will be up Wednesday), and I started planning out my third Holiday Moviepalooza. (More on that later.)
But before I get into any of that, let's have a look at the fine, funny people on the Twitter machine, shall we? And, as always, if you find these folks funny, join Twitter and follow 'em! Or find other funny people! Or both! Look, do I have to explain everything to you?
Anyway, in no particular order...
I'm sorry I gave you an orgasm just from watching me put my sweater vest on.
— Cookie's Eye Candy (@sfreeze6) November 2, 2014
Stop convulsing, Jeff, or I’m not giving you any more peanuts.
— Viktor Winetrout, Jr (@Cpin42) November 6, 2014
When I voted for change I thought there would be less bears, but this seems like more bears, maybe the change was more bears
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) November 4, 2014
Looks like Ted Cruz is running for President. Exactly when did Canada become part of Kenya...
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) November 6, 2014
Pastor James David Manning: "Starbucks flavors their lattes with the semen of sodomites."
Me: "Still better than pumpkin spice."
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2014
For sale: never worn, baby shoes. Baby learned to levitate. Also for sale: hover baby (probably possesed?) $50 for shoes, $25 for set.
— ibid (@ibid78) November 6, 2014
This #dog looks like a loaf of #bread pic.twitter.com/ldFHjL66OF
— Alana Cowell (@AlanaCowell1) November 2, 2014
I just tried to dip a McDonald's chicken nugget into a Burger King sauce and almost lost two of my fingers.
— Jerm Himselfish (@JermHimselfish) November 8, 2014
*writing résumé*
Strengths? I'm great at multitasking
*explosion in kitchen*
My popcorn!
*car crashes through fence*
I forgot I was driving!
— Breaking Sad (@aka_fatman) January 13, 2014
Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
— Coxy (@footlongcoxy79) April 12, 2014
And there you have it! Pretty groovy, yes? I certainly thought so.
Now, as I mentioned earlier in this post, it's almost time for #HolidayMoviepalooza again!
The way it works is, every year, starting on Thanksgiving Day, I watch one holiday movie each day, until Christmas Day. (By "holiday movie", of course, I mean Christmas, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan...Any of those end-of-the-year-holiday-type-things.) There will be classics, such as A Christmas Carol. There will be funny ones, like National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Action movies will be watched, like Lethal Weapon. (Look, we went over this last year. Is is too a Christmas movie. If Die Hard and Gremlins can be classified that way -- and they will also be seen -- so can a movie where a pre-racist Mel Gibson is a cop...on The Edge!)
This year will be my third or fourth time doing this. But this year Larry and Jake from Here Be Spoilers will be watching the movies, as well. Joining us for several of the movies will also be my girlfriend Tonya. (You may remember her from last year's Christmas Eve Self-Pity Extravaganza.)
As it's still in the planning stages, I can't really offer more information just yet. There will be updates in the upcoming podcasts leading up to the start of the whole thing, so stay tuned.
In the meantime, why not start your week out by watching four minutes of Nicholas Cage freaking out a lot? (NSFW)
All the best,
Derek and Bosco
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