Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

All right, all right, I know...I'm late again with this week's list. It's not my fault! I spent hours scouring my Twitter feed, trying to find awesome tweets to show you from last week.

Dramatic reenactment of me trying to get to that cool @IamEnidColeslaw tweet.

Anyway, it's been a groovy week. The response to the Here Be Spoilers: Space Station 76 and my interview with the movie's Executive Producer and VFX Supervisor Billy Brooks was phenominal, and I hope some of the people who came for those will stick around and check out what else we have around here.

There were also some really funny tweets last week! And, since that's probably why you're here at the moment, I s'pose I should oughta get 'em out there for ya.

So, in no particular order...

STATUS: Still trying to catch up on the hour of shame-eating I lost last night. #DaylightSavingTime #DaylightSavingsProblems

— Nathan (@stockejock) March 8, 2015

One time in school a bully threw glitter in my hair to annoy me but I just looked fucking majestic for the whole day

— John F. Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) March 9, 2015

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S DRY! AND TOO SALTY!" - Gordon Ramsay having sex, probably

— Bill Mc7 (@BillMc7) March 13, 2015

Does a female spider let him put it in her spinneret on his birthday?

— Ray (@SirEviscerate) March 13, 2015

TOUR GUIDE: This is the birthplace of Ard Godfrey. ME: I feel his presence. TG: This house is a rep-- ME: I feel the replica of his presence

— Alexa Fumblepants (@TheWoodenslurpy) March 8, 2015

The abundance of Axe body spray my co-worker is wearing smells like his father missed all of his little league games.

— Godless Goomba (@ObscureGent) March 9, 2015

I was a Christian once but God kept asking for money and that's just tacky.

— James (@JaySaysStuff) March 8, 2015

We're all in agreement that Led Zeppelin butchered that Puff Daddy song from Godzilla, right?

— Travis Kennedy (@ObscureTrevor) March 7, 2015

Saw a woman carrying a purse that had a MK logo on it & thought "whoa cool, a Mortal Kombat purse." I know it's wrong, but let me have this.

— Drew Snow (@Dschnoeb) March 4, 2015

MY BODY, MY CHOICE pic.twitter.com/wZZE72phgD

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 5, 2015

And there you have it!

I hope you all have an awesome week, and to kick it off, in honor of Robin Thicke getting the ever-loving shit sued out of him for ripping off a Marvin Gaye song and making it super rapey, here's another video clip from "Weird Al" Yankovic!

All the best,

Derek and Bosco