And he is NOT happy. |
Ron, I think you're burying the lede here. The point is, my ass is WRITING CHECKS.
— Shane Nickerson (@shanenickerson) March 17, 2015
Autocorrect turned "pinch" to "punch", and my light-hearted Paddy's Day text just became a threat.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) March 17, 2015
It's sexy when a girl licks her lips because I think maybe she just had chicken and maybe I can have some.
— Sam Reid (@SamReidSays) October 10, 2014
*opens fortune cookie
CHINESE FOOD IS PEOPLE. PEEEEOPLE
LUCKY NUMBERS: 23 13 2 19 7
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) March 19, 2015
We didn't have emojis back in the day. We were forced to shit in the office, slap googly eyes on it and fax it to people.
— Velvet Tusk (@velvettusk) August 26, 2014
[marriage counseling]
"I think hes crazy. He keeps having angry fits & renaming stuff"
*in the background*
HEDGEHOGS ARE JUST SHARP HAMSTERS
— jackson (@tricycle_champ) March 9, 2015
I hope the Google self driving car has an "I'm feeling lucky" option. See where it takes you.
— The one, the only... (@The_IceMan555) March 18, 2015
— a Goob (@glu_ben) March 21, 2015
Sexual Prime is my favorite Transformer.
— AmishPornStar (@AmishPornStar1) March 21, 2015
White girl at Starbucks:
I'll have double mocha supreme latte extra ugg boot friend zone yoga pants spray tan please .
— Megan Stuhr (@megan_stuhr) March 20, 2015
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