Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

What a week for nerds! New episodes of The X-Files are coming, Hugh Jackman told everyone that his next appearance as Wolverine will be his last, Kevin Smith kept us abreast of the casting for Mallrats 2...

Oh, and this:

via Ryan Reynolds

"But, Derek," I hear you asking, "where did you find this insightful information?" Well, theoretical question-asker, I happened to find it in the same place I find loads of funny tweets: Twitter! So you should totally go there, too, so you can keep up on geek news and read a buttload of jokes from people way funnier than me!

Here, let me give you some examples, won't we?

What's your favorite food that comes on a cob?

— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) March 23, 2015

No, Mr. James, incense, wine and candles are not a "freaky scene", they are a perfectly reasonable set of lovemaking accoutrements.

— JD (@nevesytrof) March 26, 2015

For real! pic.twitter.com/G3v0CjR04O

— Miss Lori (@whoeveriamtoday) March 23, 2015

If I was a plastic surgeon I'd put a squeaky toy in with every breast implant as a fun surprise.

— Kat Meringue (@Izianikapani) March 27, 2015

Good morning class! Today in computers 101 we'll be- [eyeballs turn black as my mouth slowly opens & releases a stream of dial-up noises]

— ghost mom (@radtoria) March 27, 2015

[getting thrown out of olive garden] OLIVES GROW ON TREES SO TECHNICALLY IT SHOULD BE OLIVE ORCHARD *flipping tables* WHEN UR HERE UR STUPID

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 27, 2015

I shut down my phone for the first time in a year. It sounded like I'd just thrown water on the Wicked Witch of the West.

— qwertygirl (@qwertygirl) March 26, 2015

YOU GUYS I FOUND THE SWITCH pic.twitter.com/4jEHhRWJ0a

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) March 26, 2015

Things you want at Dunkin' Donuts that you don't want in prison: Fudge Dunkers Vanilla shot Glazed muffin A dozen holes

— Dana Gould (@danagould) March 28, 2015

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. pic.twitter.com/HmDS7VfUif

— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) March 29, 2015

And there you have it! Pretty groovy.

So! Have yourself an awesome week! And, to help that along, let's have a look at a bit of funny that moves, shall we? It's yet another great 8-Bit Cinema from Cinefix: Star Trek!

One last thing: Next Sunday is Easter, so remember:

Chocolate rabbit is watching you. And you. pic.twitter.com/MSRRtf7UYr

— Carbosly (@Carbosly) March 28, 2015

All the best,

Derek and Bosco