Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Well, guys...Here we are. It was an odd week, to be sure; runaway llamas and a dress took over the interwebs, the Oscars happened for some reason (and I actively avoided watching them), and, sadly, an iconic actor passed away, setting off an amazing and huge outpouring of love from every direction, every walk of life.

He will be missed.

So, in an attempt to put last week behind us, why don't we have a look at some of the funny from Twitter. I no particular order...

Just drank some chamomile tea and now I have a dozen cats and a vagina with a lazy eye.

— Cabo (@Shot_Of_Cabo) February 20, 2015

How are people homeless just follow the next blind guy you see back to his house and BAM welcome home dude you gotta be real super quiet tho

— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) February 22, 2015

[X-Men tryouts] "Name?" Cyclops "Mutation?" Optic Blast "Very nice. Ok, next…Name?" Stuart "Mutation?" cilantro tastes like soap to me

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) February 24, 2015

A food baby pic.twitter.com/mavL8mJeAd

— Nats World (@Nat_fried) February 27, 2015

Radiohead announces their new interactive album where a drone comes to your door and plays an out of tune trombone for 15 seconds.

— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) January 11, 2015

I remember when there was a run on the spankbanks back in the 40's...a Sears bra catalog was worth more than a new Chrysler

— Old_Cap'n G'nap (@nekrat) February 26, 2015

An all Dad flash mob where they just turn off lights and adjust thermostats in unison

— J (@BaldyLockzz) February 27, 2015

Things are getting nuts over at Dog Jeopardy pic.twitter.com/DBtQyRZfba

— sadvil (@crylenol) December 27, 2014

A Kim and Kanye movie? Sorry but the concept of a giant assed ogre and a semi-retarded talking donkey has been done before.

— Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) February 28, 2015

When I can hear my wife spitting hairs out of her mouth under the covers, I flex my erection with the rhythm & pretend she's beat boxing.

— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) February 27, 2015

And there you have it.

Before I go on to this week's video clip, I just wanted to share Leonard Nimoy's final tweet with you. He could not have picked a better one even if he had known he would pass away four days later.

A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP

— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) February 23, 2015

To finish it out, here's Mr. Nimoy singing a song about being a Vulcan who just doesn't understand humans...

Live Long and Prosper,

Derek and Bosco