I have to admit, it hasn't been the most thrilling week in the real world. Oh, nothing particularly terrible has happened or anything; it's just been kind of a "blah" week, is all.
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The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off.— SJ (@SuperJuanderer) January 12, 2015
Backed a clown against a wall and forced him to make his own coffin out of balloon animals.— Karen (Tozzi) (@karentozzi) April 19, 2015
I'm sorry sir, but I do not poop. I only go to the bathroom to talk to the magical dragon that lives inside my vagina. That is all.— Jabba The Slut (@Furry_Beaver) April 21, 2015
"Circle circle dot dot now you've got your cootie shot." [Jenny McCarthy bursts in and slaps the kid] GET AWAY FROM MY SON!— Twitnter Is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 20, 2015
"What are you doing" Putting this thing that was just in your butt into my mouth "Haha our love is eternal" pic.twitter.com/2BTvRzWzho— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) April 21, 2015
This fanny pack is for my macaroni and cheese, and this fanny pack is for my business cards.— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) April 22, 2015
You know where you are?! You at Arbys baby! You gonna DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!! Arbys: the jungle. The horror. The meats.— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) April 11, 2015
If you need me, I'll be sewing cats together. Because tonight is the night that I make "Super Cat"— Bert (@beertocat) April 25, 2015
Trending baby names, apr 24 2015: •Zonepope •Tace •Gary-Gary •Psylex Totalchip •Brian Michael Peppertoe •Foad •Tiny Danny •Eggfaucet— Cool Pond (@cool_pond) April 24, 2015
And there you have it!
As always, I highly recommend you swing on over there and sign up, get involved, and follow the heck out of these funny, sarcastic folks!
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All the best,
Derek and Bosco