Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Wow...What a week last week was for geeks! Footage from the set of Deadpool, a teaser for Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice (it was pretty "meh", in my opinion), an extended Fantastic Four trailer (didn't see it because the original teaser did nothing for me), and, of course, the new extended teaser for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, which was revealed at Star Wars Celebration. What did I think of that one?

That about sums it up.

It was also an awesome geek week for me, personally. My new Loot Crate showed up, and it was filled with a bunch of super cool stuff. (No spoilers on this...Some folks haven't got theirs yet. I would, however, recommend it. It rocks. And, should you decide to go ahead and get into it, please use this link to sign up, which will give you a discount on your first crate, as well as give me a discount on my next one. Neat, huh?) I also got the Cards Against Humanity card game. (Good fun!)

And on top of that, I got some new Star Trek: TNG action figures, as well as the latest addition to my old school gaming collection:

Featuring the triumvirate of awesome: Mario Bros.,
Duck Hunt, and Tetris!

So, as I say, it was a good week. And it was also pretty darn weird and funny over on Twitter! Once again, the folks over there proved that that are way funnier than I could ever hope to be, and that they should probably seek some sort of help. But, er, in a good way...?

Anyhow, here's just a small sample of the groovitude that is overflowing from those people...

I replaced the toilet paper roll without being told so I get a threesome now or maybe a plate full of bacon, right?

— iBurt Slorp (@Burtslorp) April 13, 2015

"You are terrible at metaphors." "Wow. Jealousy is a bad moustache on you."

— THE NATEWOLF (@thenatewolf) December 11, 2014

[the square cheese sun sets in a parallel universe] HITLER: (frog noises) ABRAHAM LINCOLN: Goddammit! JAY LENO: i'm crap in every universe.

— Touchwood Tinder (@Chumpstring) April 14, 2015

Welcome to the "That's Weird" Club. Please allow Carrot Top to bathe you in buttermilk while you watch the Hamburglar do cocaine with an owl

— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) April 14, 2015

❤️ pic.twitter.com/mpuGtAwIKM

— Kenny Antoine (@Kencaps) April 16, 2015

*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th

— ghost mom (@radtoria) March 20, 2015

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."

— The Alicianater (@leechee420) April 8, 2015

live each day like it is your last. don't leave bed. rant incoherently at your enemies. curse the uncaring god who never showed you his face

— mustard (@nice_mustard) April 17, 2015

Her: I'm not wearing any panties. Him: *gets really close and whispers seductively in her ear* That's fuckin gross.

— Dumbass (@DumbConfessions) February 20, 2015

New Chewbacca looks weird. pic.twitter.com/TGaCUXfvQH

— Nate Fernald (@natefernald) April 16, 2015

And there you have it!