|That about sums it up.|
And on top of that, I got some new Star Trek: TNG action figures, as well as the latest addition to my old school gaming collection:
|Featuring the triumvirate of awesome: Mario Bros.,|
Duck Hunt, and Tetris!
I replaced the toilet paper roll without being told so I get a threesome now or maybe a plate full of bacon, right?— iBurt Slorp (@Burtslorp) April 13, 2015
"You are terrible at metaphors." "Wow. Jealousy is a bad moustache on you."— THE NATEWOLF (@thenatewolf) December 11, 2014
[the square cheese sun sets in a parallel universe] HITLER: (frog noises) ABRAHAM LINCOLN: Goddammit! JAY LENO: i'm crap in every universe.— Touchwood Tinder (@Chumpstring) April 14, 2015
Welcome to the "That's Weird" Club. Please allow Carrot Top to bathe you in buttermilk while you watch the Hamburglar do cocaine with an owl— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) April 14, 2015
*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th— ghost mom (@radtoria) March 20, 2015
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."— The Alicianater (@leechee420) April 8, 2015
live each day like it is your last. don't leave bed. rant incoherently at your enemies. curse the uncaring god who never showed you his face— mustard (@nice_mustard) April 17, 2015
Her: I'm not wearing any panties. Him: *gets really close and whispers seductively in her ear* That's fuckin gross.— Dumbass (@DumbConfessions) February 20, 2015
New Chewbacca looks weird. pic.twitter.com/TGaCUXfvQH— Nate Fernald (@natefernald) April 16, 2015
And there you have it!