Before we get started, a few bits of stuff to cover.
First, it's July 6th, which is my son Nigel's birthday! I can't believe he's 17 already...It seems like just yesterday that he was 16.
|They grow up so fast!|
Second, you may have noticed (or not) that there was no Here Be Spoilers episode last week. Well, that's because I realized that we have been doing the show for an entire year, and instead of watching a movie to celebrate, the guys and I got together and played another fun round of Card Against Humanity. We did record the game, but I haven't decided whether I'm going to eventually post it, or maybe just use clips from it here and there. (Most likely the latter.)
Anyway, as it was a holiday weekend, and my schedule was all weird because of it, the list of tweets is late. But, hey...Better late than never, right? Right?!
That aside, there were a buttload of great ones over on the Twitter machine, and, as always, I can't recommend going over there and finding a bunch more funny on your own. That way you can get even more funny than the piddly little list I offer up every week. If you do join, add me. I'm @The RealDCF over there.
And so, in no particular order...
Oh, it's...OHH. pic.twitter.com/JEHgn39pAO— JD (@nevesytrof) June 29, 2015
My sister is raising her 8-year-old as a single parent. I think that's way too much responsibility for an 8-year-old.— Paul Johnson (@thegoodgreatsby) June 30, 2015
GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad idea—how'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT— lil jon lovitz (@nbadag) June 28, 2015
I just opened up a can of soda that turned out to be a can of whoop ass and someone please call an ambulance— Tim (@Playing_Dad) July 2, 2015
I asked Him why was there only 1 set of footprints. The Lord replied "that is bc sand people always ride single file, to hide their numbers"— ✨BROTAKU✨ (@bromanconsul) July 2, 2015
A CD of Michael Cera wearing bulky snow pants trying to walk quietly across different kinds of floors: cement, wood, carpet, linoleum, etc.— ναи gσgн'ѕ єαя (@pfenomenologist) July 2, 2015
"It's beautiful today. Let's work outside." *5 mins later* "This was a terrible idea." *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*— Stephen Molloy (@stephenjmolloy) June 14, 2015
I hope I'm one of those women who doesn't realize how sexy she is.— Blonde Orchid (@Orchidano) May 5, 2015
Women with breast implants = Meh... Women with breast implants that have a squeaky toy inside = Yay!— ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ (@NYinstant) July 3, 2015
Has science gone too far? pic.twitter.com/v9hRRCRxax— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) June 25, 2015
And there you have it! Here's to this week being awesome for everyone! And to set it on the right path, here's a video that was suggested to me by Larry Siecynski: Avengers of Oz: The Age of Tin Man!
All the best,
Bosco and Derek