Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, everybody! I hope you had an AWESOME July 4th weekend! I had to work, but I got together with the guys Sunday, and we recorded a new podcast (which I'll be editing tonight), so it ended well.

Before we get started, a few bits of stuff to cover.

First, it's July 6th, which is my son Nigel's birthday! I can't believe he's 17 already...It seems like just yesterday that he was 16.

They grow up so fast!

Here's a podcast I did with him two years ago, in case you missed it the first time around: Episode 14: It's a Helluva Town!

Second, you may have noticed (or not) that there was no Here Be Spoilers episode last week. Well, that's because I realized that we have been doing the show for an entire year, and instead of watching a movie to celebrate, the guys and I got together and played another fun round of Card Against Humanity. We did record the game, but I haven't decided whether I'm going to eventually post it, or maybe just use clips from it here and there. (Most likely the latter.)

Anyway, as it was a holiday weekend, and my schedule was all weird because of it, the list of tweets is late. But, hey...Better late than never, right? Right?!

That aside, there were a buttload of great ones over on the Twitter machine, and, as always, I can't recommend going over there and finding a bunch more funny on your own. That way you can get even more funny than the piddly little list I offer up every week. If you do join, add me. I'm @The RealDCF over there.

And so, in no particular order...

Oh, it's...OHH. pic.twitter.com/JEHgn39pAO

— JD (@nevesytrof) June 29, 2015

My sister is raising her 8-year-old as a single parent. I think that's way too much responsibility for an 8-year-old.

— Paul Johnson (@thegoodgreatsby) June 30, 2015

GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad idea—how'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT

— lil jon lovitz (@nbadag) June 28, 2015

I just opened up a can of soda that turned out to be a can of whoop ass and someone please call an ambulance

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) July 2, 2015

I asked Him why was there only 1 set of footprints. The Lord replied "that is bc sand people always ride single file, to hide their numbers"

— ✨BROTAKU✨ (@bromanconsul) July 2, 2015

A CD of Michael Cera wearing bulky snow pants trying to walk quietly across different kinds of floors: cement, wood, carpet, linoleum, etc.

— ναи gσgн'ѕ єαя (@pfenomenologist) July 2, 2015

"It's beautiful today. Let's work outside." *5 mins later* "This was a terrible idea." *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*

— Stephen Molloy (@stephenjmolloy) June 14, 2015

I hope I'm one of those women who doesn't realize how sexy she is.

— Blonde Orchid (@Orchidano) May 5, 2015

Women with breast implants = Meh... Women with breast implants that have a squeaky toy inside = Yay!

— ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ (@NYinstant) July 3, 2015

Has science gone too far? pic.twitter.com/v9hRRCRxax

— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) June 25, 2015

And there you have it! Here's to this week being awesome for everyone! And to set it on the right path, here's a video that was suggested to me by Larry Siecynski: Avengers of Oz: The Age of Tin Man!

All the best,
Bosco and Derek