December 8, 2015

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Cripes, you guys...One week. That's all I wanted...Just one week without a bunch of people getting all dead because some asshole(s) decided they felt the need to exercise their constitutional right to, I dunno, aerate other people with assault weapons. In San Bernardino, California, 14 people were killed, and 17 more were injured. (I think...either number might be higher, but I haven't had the opportunity to read up on it. And, quite frankly, there's nothing I want to read less.)

So, in an attempt to make sure you guys keep your mind moving in the proper, non-murdery direction, this week's pics have googly eyes. You're welcome.

Don't make Dobby cry, you bastards.
Anyway, other things that happened last week include former vice-president Richard "The Dick" Cheney got a bust of himself installed at the Capital Visitors' Center in Washington, D.C.

Astoundingly, he failed to burst into flames under direct sunlight. Who knew, right?

See? This is how ALL movies should be done...
Also, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have spawned again, this time having a boy and naming it Saint West. Wow. Just wow.

Meanwhile, I kept my mind on other, more important stuff. You know...Deep philosophical things...

I know you are, but what am I?
Anyway, the folks on Twitter (which you should totally go join) had a field day this week, and the funny rolled on like some sort of rolling thing. So what say we haver a look at some of it?

In no particular order...

And there you have it! Now get out there and finish the week with pure, unbridled awesomeness, will you? And remember: Just a little over a week before Star Wars: The Force Awakens hits theaters! So get out there and shine up your Darth Vader helmets and lightsabers!

I'm pretty sure this was an early prototype...
But before you do, check out this nifty clip from the guys at Loot Crate about modern lightsaber battles...

All the best,
Derek and Bosco