|Don't let it happen again!|
In fact, I had a really nice time down at my brother's house, where I saw a few old friends.
Merry Christmas to each and every one of you! Me? I'm just hangin' out with Yoda and Captain Caveman, is all. pic.twitter.com/ewzoVzFa19— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) December 25, 2015
And, once I got home, I had to spend a lot of time working. But I still had time to take in a bit of mental health exercise.
So, this is a thing... pic.twitter.com/2uxYIUB2cW— Derek Springer (@TheRealDCF) December 27, 2015
It should also be noted that this is also a big part of the reason why this week's list is happening on a Tuesday, rather than Sunday or Monday. Also, I'm still experiencing internet issues, so I have to go over to my dad's to do it. He's cool with it, though, and they generally feed me while I'm there, so everybody wins.
|But you don't make them dinner, do you, you sonofabitch!|
|Of course it was! Don't be silly!|
I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.— Oonagh (@Okeating) October 12, 2015
Apparently Star Wars fans hate it when you refer to BB-8 as "that little robot who looks like WALL-E fucked Baymax" or "Big Hero Sex."— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 21, 2015
This weekend Star Wars set the record for biggest opening ever beating the old record holder, yo mama.— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) December 22, 2015
Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? My 15 year old dog has been on the floor playing dead for 2 years now.— Clarke Kant (@clarkekant) December 23, 2015
A dildo is the sex toy most likely to be referenced in a hobbit rap battle.— Elizabeth (@elizabeth_fels) September 25, 2015
glittery wrapping paper is passive aggressive.— alan tudyk (@alan_tudyk) December 25, 2015
My new 10 TB external hard drive equates to 10 Million megabytes. 10 Trillion kilobytes. = 250,000 copies of Win 95— Daniel Hyslop (@Hyssydan) December 26, 2015
My wife just googled "Boxing day" and now I have to put away all of these Rocky DVDs and help her do stuff.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 26, 2015
I run like the wind. Sort of all over the place at inconsistent speeds.— Joshua (@relevantspeedos) May 28, 2015
Women who say "grown-ass man" are required to watch court TV shows, have an outstanding auto title loan, and have rent-to-own furniture.— Horatio Quartzjixler (@Quartzjixler) December 24, 2015
|CALM DOWN! IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF TWEETS!|