June 27, 2016

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey, guys!

Well, it's been a heckuva week. Not nearly as pointlessly murdery as it has been recently, so I'm willing to call that a win. And as a reward for behaving (more or less), this week's animations all have googly eyes!

See? Horror is way more fun with googly eyes!
Anyway, there's a lot of talk about Trump this week (which, as we all know, he loves so very, very much), all of which is not good. (I know, I know...Shocking.)

F'rinstance, it seems ol' Donnie can't keep off of Twitter to insult Hilary Clinton, Elisabeth Warren, and anybody else who won't fawn all over him. And those accounts are taking shots back at them. Last week, Clinton hit him right in the ego with this beauty:
Donald pretended not to notice, and continued to call Warren "Pocahontas" because she has mentioned before that she is, in some fraction of her makeup, Native American. But he continues to insist that he's not a racist.

Does he look...like a bitch?!
Trump also fired his campaign manager, female journalist-shover Corey Lewandowski, last week, where he was quickly scooped up by CNN, for some reason. Be prepared for so much unbiased reporting about Trump. (*snort* I crack myself up sometimes...) Twitter was quick to respond to the firing.

Also of note, there's this...

Nothing particularly surprising.

Over across the pond, Britain decided (by a pretty narrow margin) to leave the European Union. Judging by some of the tweets I've seen, this appears to mean that racists can now be openly obnoxious and viciously rude to people who don't look like them.

(Trump voters, take note. When Donald loses, you can probably go live there and be as xenophobic and hateful as you like.)

Go back to dryland, you lousy air breather!
Now let's look at some tweets, shall we? And, as always, come on over and join the conversation! See some funny and make your own!

In no particular order...

And there you have it! Now get out there and have an awesome week! And to start it off, here's a little video clip to get you motivated...

All the best,
Derek and Bosco