May 22, 2017

Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hey, everybody!

Penguins. Sure, they're  always so serious and formal, what with being dressed in evening wear all the time, but they can also be funny.

F'rinstance, this photo-realistic drawing of one.
And that's why I've got some penguin GIFs for this week's post. Now let's get on with it...

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Last Sunday was Mothers' Day, and, if you're a mother, I hope you had a nice one. And if you aren't, well, I hope you showed your mom the love she deserves, what with all she went through to carry you into this world and all...


Myself, I wasn't able to do much because I worked all day. But, as my mother passed away almost 17 years ago, I don't think she minded.

Hey, guys! Look...a girl!
So...funny story...It turns out that Angry Orange, in an attempt to impress Russian handlers visitors (including the guy who seems to be at the center of all the current controversy), who were visiting him in the Oval Office, decided to give them some top secret information that they had no right to be seeing.


Needless to say, a lot of people on both sides of the aisle were a little upset, which in turn caused an independent council to be named, adding to the growing number of investigations into Russia's tampering with the 2016 election, as well as any other stuff they happened to have their fingers in. (Which is turning out to be a lot more than it was initially thought.)

And, once again, observant folks on the interwebs have noticed what is an ongoing trend with Angry Orange's actions versus his past tweets.


(Incidentally, if you haven't read any of Chuck's Star Wars novels, I highly recommend them.)

I'm not drunk! You're the one who's drunk!
And, in the continuing story of former FBI Director James Comey, it turns out that he kept meticulous notes about his interaction with Angry Orange and shared them with others, much to the chagrin of anyone who swore up and down that Comey's version was totally wrong. And Comey finally agreed to speaking with congress after they offered him the chance to do so in testimony that will be open to the public, rather than the closed-door session they initially offered.


When those notes go public, it's gonna make Angry Orange look even worse. And that in itself is a thing, because everyday I wake up and think, "He couldn't possibly do anything stupider than the last thing he did." And then he goes and proves me wrong. And I'm nopt the only one, it seems, who feels that the level of stupid is growing and growing...


Personally, I would have chosen something a little stronger.

So majestic...
And finally, not contented with looking ridiculous in Crocs, man-buns, and sagging skinny jeans, men have come up with yet another item of clothing that is almost certainly guaranteed to keep them from ever seeing the inside of a vagina again.


And no, I will not post a picture of them. If you need to know, google it yourself.

They basically are their own sitcoms.
And then there were tweets! So many tweets from the denizens of Twitter! So let's have a look at some of them, shall we? In no particular order...


And there you have it! Now get out there and have a great week! And to help it along, here's a great clip from Impractical Jokers were Sal Vulcano can't stop losing his shit:


All the best,
Derek and Bosco