Holy monkey, what an awesome weekend it was. I can't say why, but you'll hopefully be finding out within the next few days. Trust me when I tell you that it's gonna be pretty darn entertaining. So stay tuned.
Anyway, it was also a hilarious week over there on Twitter, and they just keep getting funnier! So, as always, I implore you to find join us over there and, when you do, follow these people! Go ahead and do it now. I'll wait...
Okay. Done? Good. Let's go look at some funny, won't we?
A carpenter came to my home today and fixed my deck. By the rules of my home he is now new dad. He just tucked me into bed. I love new dad.— Le Bear Girdle (@LeBearGirdle) May 31, 2015
Wonder who has that job. pic.twitter.com/62iLysYhlr— jamie (@gnuman1979) June 2, 2015
Loafers are the clip on ties of the shoe world.— C'est la vie (@Robert_Beau) June 5, 2015
Hired a tuba soloist to follow me around this buffet so every time I fart he gently sets his tuba down and proclaims "twas I who farted!"— Jeff Nixon (@Jeff_G_Nixon) June 6, 2015
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could wind up marrying Sarah Jessica Parker.— Michael Blackman (@ParaComedian09) June 5, 2015
As I lay down in my bed and look at the stars, I think to myself, "who took my ceiling?"— Carl James Comedy (@CarlJamesComedy) September 24, 2013
Don't follow me on Tumblr unless you're ok with pictures of Superman and Batman doing a lot of shirtless hugging.— Godless Goomba (@ObscureGent) June 5, 2015
Actually, down South it's Bed Bath and Over Yonder.— Quack (@Quack_Daniel) May 21, 2015
Helena Bonham Carter eats eight spiders a day. Not in her sleep, just whenever.— Böb Jänke (@Bob_Janke) June 6, 2015
Yet another impossible standard for women to live up to. pic.twitter.com/iaZ8KgVLsH— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 6, 2015
And there you have it! Now get out there and have yourself an awesome week, will ya? I don't want to have come over there. So, to get you started, let's us have a listen to one of the theme songs from one of my favorite podcasts at the moment.
The Podcast is The Thrilling Adventure Hour. The theme song is for Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars! Sing along if you know the words!
Oh, and also, check out the podcast. It's written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker, and it is brilliant!
Have a great week!
Derek and Bosco