Ten Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted Last Week

Hi, everybody! It's time for some more awesome tweets from people who are way funnier than I am!

Oh, you thought you'd be able to get by without reading them, did you?

Oh...right...Move along.

Well, for the rest of you, let's have a look at 'em, shall we? And remember: If you dig these guys, you should probably go on over to Twitter and join so you can follow them and find even more funny!

In no particular order...

*slaves picking cotton and singing negro spirituals* *Iggy Azelia steps in and takes the lead*

— Crunchy PeanutBrutha (@Livsey1) June 7, 2015

Best Amazon review ever. pic.twitter.com/2mZZAHx2ZC

— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) June 9, 2015

1990: I made you this mix tape 2000: I made you this mix cd 2014: Here's a picture of my dick

— Bad Karma (@_Bad_Karma) May 9, 2014

Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time

— AnOnion (@onion_an) June 10, 2015

"Whoa whoa, what's the hurry dude? Can't you smell that a squirrel shit here back in '95?" - Dogs

— Juice (@Juicedballs) May 2, 2015

What's your favorite position during sex? Mine's Regional Account Manager.

— Heath (@Neauxpe) June 8, 2015

Playing monopoly, day 34: Joey got stabbed, all his money was put in a pile and burnt. Everyone's dancing around the fire. I miss my mum.

— JennyNotFromTheBlock (@jennickyb) June 4, 2015

On a dinner date, I just throw food on my shirt as soon as it's served to get it over with.

— SNACKIE ONASSIS (@typ0negative) June 13, 2015

My body: Okay, so here is the plan. We are gonna poop like five or six times today. Me: This is about the hot sauce, isn't it.

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) June 13, 2015

Dr. Phil and Dr. Dre went to the same med school, I bet.

— revious (@revious) September 10, 2013

And there you have it! Now, before we go to the video, I just wanted to thank all of you who gave a listen to The Ugly Couchcast Community Players present The Franchise Wars last week. We had a blast doing it, and we hope you all enjoyed it. (And for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, go give it a look. It's fun!)

Anyway, have a great week. And to start it off right, as well as to celebrate the release of Jurassic World, here's the original Jurassic Park done in the style of an 8-bit video game, created by CineFix. Enjoy!

All the best,

Derek and Bosco