Hey, everybody! Guess what! This past Sunday was Larry's birthday! And to celebrate, he sat down with Derek and Jake to watch a movie on par with Steel Dawn in its confusing and pointless plot. But this time, it was in space! With special effects by Industrial Lights and Magic (for an entirely different, and much better, project)!
Yes, they watched the ludicrously bad Space Mutiny, which featured the guy who played Steve Rogers in the 1979 made-for-TV movie version of Captain America!
|I WANNA PUNCH ME SOME NAZIS! IN SPACE!|
|Lemme just put in my Nuva ring...|
|Ho! Ho! Ho! I have no idea where I'm going without my team of elf cartographers!|
|It does not go well.|
|Just like a white winged dove...|
Nobody has any idea what is going on.
Larry is very, very sorry that he didn't choose to watch the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of this, despite being given the option because it was his birthday.
Jake is extremely concerned about this movies attempts to make the Captain's daughter into some kind of sex symbol. It failed miserably, even with the hula hoop/ass presentation scene.
Derek just wants to know why there's a naked woman on the bridge, and why nobody is questioning her about it.
|She's RIGHT THERE! And everybody is acting like it's no big deal!|
There's also news in The Lobby, new movies Coming Soon, Larry's List, Hollywood Purgatory with a twist, and another quick round of Cards Against Humanity.
So tune in and check it out! That way you never, ever have to watch this movie yourself!
If, however, you find yourself so inclined, here it is on YouTube.